Dec Special: DIE PARD
Added 2024-12-04 15:16:29 +0000 UTCI'm in no condition to be sitting up and drawing, but yippie ki yay, motherfrogger! If Valerie had a nickel for every time she was forced to crawl around in an air vent to foil terrorists on the eve of Yule, she'd have, like, $.05. Not worth it. Office get-togethers suck.
When We Fly (c)Kae
Welcome to the party, Val.
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Having been to Pittsburgh several times that DOES sound incredibly dangerous
Must Love Frogs
2024-12-06 11:42:14 +0000 UTCI'll see your "fat woman on a bike" and raise you "The I-279/I-376/US 19/Ft. Duquense Blvd interchange right before the Fort Pitt Tunnel on a motorcycle." Right lanes need to go left, left lanes need to go right, here's 300 feet, make it happen, and you're so hard to see you might as well be invisible. I did it ONCE. I will NEVER try that shit again.
Athena's Owl
2024-12-06 04:18:55 +0000 UTC"Now I have a machine gun. Meow, meow, meow."
Archibald Mirenopteryx
2024-12-05 16:07:05 +0000 UTCWe're putting Honi Melrose's kids through college!
Must Love Frogs
2024-12-05 13:05:54 +0000 UTCYou think that sucks? Try being a fat woman on a bike. People get real murderous real fast. I mean, it's still murder one if I'm fat, my dudes!
Must Love Frogs
2024-12-05 13:05:21 +0000 UTCWe put our favored snowmew though so very, very much. Her therapist is going to start charging us directly!
PebbleLion
2024-12-05 08:03:50 +0000 UTCIf I had a nickel for every time someone tried to kill me with malicious intent, I would have 25 cents. If I had a nickel for every time someone almost killed me through negligence, neglect, or gross stupidity (which, as we all know, is 144 times worse than ORDINARY stupidity), it would probably be somewhere in the neighborhood of $4.00. The return on investment isn't great either way.
Athena's Owl
2024-12-04 23:40:30 +0000 UTCLooks like she's been through a lot, hope she finds shoes that fit!
FatherDaddy
2024-12-04 21:58:57 +0000 UTC"And there's blood in my eye, wtf??"
Must Love Frogs
2024-12-04 20:54:09 +0000 UTC"I'm WAY too old for this shit! I could be ten years younger and I'd still be too old. Ouch, my back!"
Jonathan
2024-12-04 20:22:05 +0000 UTCShe's so festive!
Must Love Frogs
2024-12-04 17:19:37 +0000 UTCThe perfect Christmas snep!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Major Matt Mason
2024-12-04 17:15:09 +0000 UTCRevenge for the pastries!
Jose Rosa
2024-12-04 15:48:50 +0000 UTCCome out to the coast we'll have a few laughs How can the same dookie happen to the same snep twice??
RaptorC
2024-12-04 15:34:17 +0000 UTCThat's what's on her face. The last remains of the last donut.
Must Love Frogs
2024-12-04 15:31:28 +0000 UTCThey better not have eaten the jelly doughnuts, or robbers aren't the only ones that are getting tossed off a building.
Jose Rosa
2024-12-04 15:24:01 +0000 UTC
