The Year Of Our Boar 2024
Added 2024-08-19 20:37:04 +0000 UTCAs of 2024, these are canon birthdays of the WwF main cast, if I were to freeze the action and decide the story is a period piece that doesn't exist in Perpetual Simpsons Time. This is for my reference and food for thought. Get your astrological predictions ready! EDIT: I already messed up and inverted the dates of Alsesta and Icy's birthdays. Sorry, fixed!
Piggy Sue: September 23, 1991
Clem: July 1, 1975
Valerie: January 3, 1981
Alsesta: December 26, 1939
Ike: March 29, 1982
Rudy: March 20, 2018
Itzel: November 17, 1979
Franzie: May 21, 1928
Red: July 30, 1980
Kittiwake: March 7, 1999
Icy: January 19, 1968
Mantiski: July 14, 2010
Agnes: February 29, 2010
Take-aways: The one to whom I'm closest in age is....drumrrrrroll....Red. I'm a few weeks older than this wealthy, urbane, professional pig person and that's just weird. Kittiwake, easily old enough to be fuckable, is too young to properly remember 9-11. Mantiski and Agnes are younger than my oldest nephew and last I checked he was a LITTLE BABY. Hell, if I would have hit the ground running, Kittiwake could be my child. Just...I ain't for that.
Also Agnes HOW IS THAT NOT A LEAP YEAR TURN IN YOUR FROG CARD NOW
Comments
Ike has a lot of representin' to do
Joe Pontillo
2024-08-20 01:19:01 +0000 UTCThere's only room for one big personality like Ike's!
Must Love Frogs
2024-08-20 01:18:09 +0000 UTCDo I only see one Aries on here?...
Joe Pontillo
2024-08-20 00:57:46 +0000 UTCWe'll bulk up those noodle wings!
Must Love Frogs
2024-08-19 22:58:41 +0000 UTCElephant years!
Must Love Frogs
2024-08-19 22:54:40 +0000 UTCIke is almosf exactly 20 years my junior (3/24/62)....
Major Matt Mason
2024-08-19 22:41:30 +0000 UTCClem's actually the same age, almost to the day, as my little sister is. I have the feeling Clem and I probably would get along pretty well. Icy, on the other hand, would take one look at rather stringy, dad-bod me and probably throw me straight into the nearest gym. 😂
Archibald Mirenopteryx
2024-08-19 22:22:36 +0000 UTCShe. ;) And get to truckin'! We gotta take you to the zoo.
Must Love Frogs
2024-08-19 22:08:13 +0000 UTCYou're closet to Icy, I think. And not far from Clem.
Must Love Frogs
2024-08-19 22:07:03 +0000 UTCAnd I'm sitting over here with a 1971 birthday. These are all kids to me (except Alsesta).
Archibald Mirenopteryx
2024-08-19 21:57:43 +0000 UTCLike you, I'm closest in age to Red. This owl is a month and a half older than he is. I think life has spent more time slamming me upside the head with solid things, though. And I still need to get my talons on a big ol' pickup truck, and drive down Highway 40 to your neck of the woods one of these days. I'm annoyed that I missed the trip out there with my fighting group this summer.
Athena's Owl
2024-08-19 21:28:40 +0000 UTCYeah, after all the stress lately I needed a casual equation to work out, heh. And those born in the year of the Sloth enjoyed all the best music.
Must Love Frogs
2024-08-19 20:46:10 +0000 UTCThis calls for a pool party! For the summer birthdays. Sorry Val.
Must Love Frogs
2024-08-19 20:43:41 +0000 UTCVery smart for you to have this figured out. :) I'm closest in age to Itzel.
Jonathan
2024-08-19 20:42:00 +0000 UTCAstrology buddies!
Must Love Frogs
2024-08-19 20:41:41 +0000 UTCHey! Franzie has the same bday as me
RaptorC
2024-08-19 20:40:55 +0000 UTCLORE! I love birthdays.
Badguy101
2024-08-19 20:38:04 +0000 UTC
