Deadeye VS Longboi
Added 2022-08-24 21:18:06 +0000 UTCI'm in the mood for Pokemon, people! Deadeye Jigglypuff was one of my first ever Pokemon, from way back in the 90s. She has grown old, raggedy and full of spit and vinegar, just like me. She should not be crossed. By "double slap" she means "twice with a shattered bottle to the face".
Did you know that Furret is canonically as big as Charizard? I find this amusing, and envisioned a battle between Deadeye and this massive monster mustalid. In before KAE LOOK HOW YOU MASSACRED MY LONGBOI
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Deadeye: "Puff Puuuuff!" (Keep it down, moron! We just got the kids to sleep!)
Jose Rosa
2022-08-25 03:12:27 +0000 UTCKirby ingests Deadeye...Deadeye punches Kirby's liver...
Must Love Frogs
2022-08-25 00:37:31 +0000 UTCIt's not the size of the jigglypuff in the fight. It's the size of the fight in the jigglypuff!
Jonathan
2022-08-25 00:23:42 +0000 UTCI now very much want to see a Raiders-style drinking competition between Jigglypuff and Kirby. YOU HAVE THE POWER TO DO THIS! (Theeee... Nintendo Power to do this?)
Joe Pontillo
2022-08-24 23:52:14 +0000 UTCSOMEONE wants a FIGHT!
Markus Frisén
2022-08-24 21:35:43 +0000 UTC
