Tales From Retail
Added 2022-07-18 20:02:41 +0000 UTCIf you work in retail, I'm assuming you've had the experience of parents figuring you're a free babysitter. Liz has had many instances of parents abandoning their children where you're not allowed to leave them, and then getting upset when security is called on the unaccompanied minors. Which is bizarre, considering how absolutely deadset parents are on protecting the children from anything outside their influence these days.
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"...sold for medical experimentation."
GreyPon3
2022-07-18 21:30:49 +0000 UTCTranslation: "I do t want my child to experience the same type of education I had because some morons on the internet said it would do this, now get lost kid your bothering me"
RaptorC
2022-07-18 21:13:35 +0000 UTCI saw a place with that exact sign
RaptorC
2022-07-18 21:11:58 +0000 UTCAt least the kid is adorable.
Badguy101
2022-07-18 21:11:25 +0000 UTCOh, yeah. Parents will let their little gremlins run around where I work. One of the MANY reasons I work overnight nowadays.
Jonathan
2022-07-18 21:06:17 +0000 UTCI can't decide which "Unattended children will be..." sign to use first. Either "sold to the highest bidder" or "given espresso and a free /kitten/."
Jose Rosa
2022-07-18 20:19:49 +0000 UTCIs there a way to teach kids about colonialism whenever their parents abandon them? I think the major hurdle is distracting them from their phone. Also getting fired probably.
Tineid
2022-07-18 20:16:27 +0000 UTCThe system works!
Must Love Frogs
2022-07-18 20:07:09 +0000 UTCAnd by the time he comes back somehow the kid is regional manager
Nutjob
2022-07-18 20:06:03 +0000 UTC
