Care Of Your Neurotic Cat
Added 2022-06-07 19:06:11 +0000 UTCThat's much better. Less arguing, you Throuple, and more of this sort of thing! Show dear Valerie how special she is!
You can tell that this pic is at least partial fantasy because I don't care how healthy and buff you are, no 40-something can spend any length of time putting their weight on their knees without collapsing in total agony. Try it someday!
Comments
....I have myself to blame for that one...
Markus Frisén
2022-06-07 20:41:05 +0000 UTCI mean it DOES look like that's their general plan
Nutjob
2022-06-07 20:39:23 +0000 UTCWE'RE GONNA BE RICH JON
Must Love Frogs
2022-06-07 20:23:55 +0000 UTCStockings with knee pads built in. We'd make a fortune!
Jonathan
2022-06-07 20:22:43 +0000 UTCOr as one of my friends put it: "I don't care that the kitchen table is 'wild' or 'hot'. Give me a bed. I'm 32."
Markus Frisén
2022-06-07 19:55:35 +0000 UTC"Miss Itzel what is this 'Safe Sex' thing the grownups are fighting about us knowing about" "At my age, 'Safe Sex' means 'Don't break yourself', kids."
Nutjob
2022-06-07 19:39:25 +0000 UTCSafe sex realness. Get into it.
Must Love Frogs
2022-06-07 19:36:12 +0000 UTCA suggestion for Kink Wear For The Mature: Make Knee Pads And Elbow Pads The New Sexy
Nutjob
2022-06-07 19:35:23 +0000 UTC*sigh* ...yeah, you’re right... fuck this weak flesh.
Markus Frisén
2022-06-07 19:18:01 +0000 UTCYou've got a better chance with a mattress, but you're still on borrowed time
Must Love Frogs
2022-06-07 19:15:17 +0000 UTCMaybe not on a floor, but that’s a bed, right? Looks soft. I think I'd last at least 20 minutes.
Markus Frisén
2022-06-07 19:14:09 +0000 UTC
