Zesty's Family Tree
Added 2019-03-23 23:13:36 +0000 UTCThis isn't one of my usual family trees, but I really wanted to see the Grandeur hoofprint on the world...
Commander Alena Alsesta Grandeur was a high ranking officer in Celestia's legendary Sun Marines. Typically a donkey would not have risen to such a lofty status, but Alena was a donkey who gave exactly zero fucks. When she retired she wanted a kid, so she asked her friend to sire for her. His name was Alberto Alonzo Burro, a chef for the Sun Marines.
Doradus Jacques Grandeur was the offspring of Alena Grandeur and Berto Burro, who acted as his parrain. Berto opened Berto's Bistro in Canterlot, where Doradus would discover his own love of cooking. Berto's Bistro is still active in present day Canterlot, where it holds the distinction of being a rare donkey-owed establishment beloved by the greater community.
Doradus would go on to marry Sakura Symphony, a unicorn pony from Neighpon and a classical violinist. They produced the twins Dandelion Adonis Grandeur and Alsesta Jacqueline Grandeur. Sakura divorced Doradus and returned to Neighpon, where she married salary stallion Business Savvy. They have one daughter named Pristine Hematite, better known by her moniker Prim Hemline.
Comments
We love them. The dysfunctional dynasty of Donkeys, mules, muleicorns and ponies.
Markus Frisén
2019-03-23 23:26:43 +0000 UTC
