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Suspiciously Familiar Character Hint - Episode 87 (2025-11-07)

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This is a snippet of the script for this Friday's Suspiciously Familiar Character Creation episode.

Transcript below:

MMS

Alright, what’s your character?

Trish

I’m going Inquisitive Rogue with the Magic Initiate feat. My character has the supernatural ability to manipulate objects without touching them.

MMS

Like… Mage Hand?

Trish

Mage Hand, yeah.

MMS

Alright.

Trish

Oh, can I reflavour my race? Nominally my character’s human, but I want half-orc stats for Relentless Endurance.

MMS

Uh… sure, I guess. Background?

Trish

Criminal background, Spy variant. I’m thinking like a James Bond type.

MMS

Are you just playing James Bond?

Trish

Would I do that?

MMS

You know you would do that.

Trish

I would do that, yeah. But no, not this time. My character’s way less chatty than Bond, more of the stoic, silent type. Oh, and great at solving puzzles in unconventional ways.

MMS

You seriously expect me to believe you’re not messing with me somehow?

First person to guess what the character is, and from what, before the video's release on Friday will get a shoutout in the video's pinned comment!

Suspiciously Familiar Character Hint - Episode 87 (2025-11-07)

Comments

This sounds so much like Chell from Portal, except for the spy portion...

HonkusPonkus

Let's see: Spy, basically psychic "You can't lie to me" powers (the inquisitor rogue), has a "get out of death saves free" card. magic, grabby hand from a distance, thingy Stoic, unconventional puzzle solving. If the answer is "all of the puzzles involve murder" I'll be disappointed, the euphemism for that is "problem solving" The thing that's tripping me up is the mage hand allegory. Spy + mage hand, nothing comes to mind. And pretty much every video game character has a "get out of death saves free" card, so that doesn't narrow it down much / at all.

IvyReed


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