So Okay Here's the Thing

Suspiciously Familiar Character Hint - Episode 76 (2025-08-22)

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This is a snippet of the script for this Friday's Suspiciously Familiar Character Creation episode.

Transcript below:

Trish
I’m playing a Warlock.
MMS
Again?
Trish
What?
MMS
This is, like, your third one in a row.
Trish
Yeah, but this one’s different.
MMS
What, did you do a bunch of homebrew or something?
Trish
…
MMS
(sigh) What homebrew did you do, Trish.
Trish
Timeless patron, Pact of the Hourglass, and Glimpse of the Future Invocation. Oh, and a custom background.
MMS
Yeah, okay. Y’know if you do too much homebrew you’re gonna break something.
Trish
It’s not all homebrew! A bunch of my Invocations are vanilla, I’ve got Agonizing Blast, Eldritch Sight, Trickster’s Escape…
MMS
Yeah, yeah, okay. What’s this Timeless patron thing?
Trish
Basically it’s a subclass based on, like, time manipulation stuff. I can create pockets of frozen time, slow people down, that kind of thing. It’s super cool.
MMS
Time magic… okay. What’s your custom background?
Trish
I call it “Industrial Accident”. My character was visiting a mad scientist friend of...