"Zandral Industries' stocks plummet after C.E.O. Jarok Helsmer's death earlier this week in a brutal incident involving the prototype for the company's new Golden Super-Mower, slated to hit stores this fall.
The Super-Mower, which has been advertised as "safe to use indoors", decapitated the multi-billionaire in his study at exactly midnight, completely on its own. This has prompted congress to reevaluate the planet's lax regulations on lawncare equipment safety.
More on this story as it develops."
Robert L
2020-12-05 09:38:56 +0000 UTC