CYOA: AUGH!
Added 2020-10-15 00:17:18 +0000 UTC"IM AN EGG NOW AUGH HELP"
Thank you Dravoll for the suggestion!
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"Someone must touch both you and the boar and chant: I do not like green eggs and ham, I do not like them, Sam I am. Warning, may result in you being sent into another reality and/or your friend becoming added to the Sam Hivemind."
silvergazer31
2021-01-06 03:16:47 +0000 UTC"This is good! Hogs and eggs are a staple diet of many hunters, so the mere presence of an egg will draw hunters to your location to slay the boar. Just make sure you're not a green egg: hunters don't like those."
Robert L
2020-10-15 19:27:22 +0000 UTC"This is your chance! 76% of all boars have an intense fear of strange eggs (intruding into another's nest breeds lifelong grudges). Look as easy to squash as possible!"
Erin Brioche
2020-10-15 00:31:56 +0000 UTCoh whoops! fixed!
d-sanswood
2020-10-15 00:25:02 +0000 UTCEggs hatch if something warm sits on them long enough, right? See if that helps.
EpiglottalAxolotl
2020-10-15 00:21:32 +0000 UTCOh, this was Dravoll's submission not mine!
Cephala
2020-10-15 00:21:06 +0000 UTC
