"Yeah, we were playing, when suddenly a door swung onto Bria, and so I jumped and pushed her out and saved her, but the door hit me instead.
Oh. Well it hit me a buncha times.
Yeah, it was really sharp, like a knife.
What? Oh, the door's gone. Bria's parents replaced it right away.
No, don't call them, they're probably busy.
Yeah, I heard they don't want to be bothered today or else they'll get really angry."