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The Morning Rant #27: This is Snow White?

Today we try to make sense of Disney's live-action remake of Snow White.

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We are definitely in the Disney Dark Years. I hope one day they will return to what they did best and these past 15 years will be a bad memory.

Katie Hope

They butchered this classic ...this actress is just awful ..as a person and an actress *barf*

BThom13

So they take an incredibly popular movie that portrays true love and happiness, and change the plot almost completely for what? Feminism? Thank god for Disney and their all knowing anti-white, Snow White for educating us. What a brave hero she is. I think they changed the script and had the dwarfs cleaning the house for her as well. So powerful. When Mr. Walt Disney melts from his ice preservation, he’s going to be beat down for all these misogynistic cartoons he created. Poor dude will request re-freezing immediately. Thank you Joey B for the video therapy so at least I know I’m not alone.

Christian Almaraz

If the original dwarfs saw THIS monster sleeping in there beds, they wouldn't hesitate haha.

JustaBear

bro any new content coming out anytime soon?

Ace

Right now they working on a new woke Fantastic Four that's going to bomb starring Vanessa Kirby.

HereticVII

I think this whole debacle is part of the straw that broke the camel of Hollywood’s back. Unfortunately, I think we are still years away from decent entertainment again as there will still be a glut of remakes, reboots, and reimaginings in the pipeline now that will have to filter out. And we also have a few holding on desperately with the race and gender swapping to prove they are good people at their cocktail parties with each other (Amazon, Warner Bros, Netflix). But when the money finally runs out and they are desperate, perhaps once again we shall have movies and tv shows worth watching.

Matt Holst

I had an idea for what could have been a good live action snow white. Something that is similar to Pirates of the Caribbean movies that had Johnny Depp that's full of good actors that is an action packed dark fantasy version of snow white with real dwarves and actress who doesn't disrespect the original cartoon and doesn't display contempt for men. Disney sucks and they won't do anything that's actually good.

HereticVII

May Jesus break through to her. Until then, piss be upon her and all her ilke.

Reborner

For me aside of ruining movie classics... it's really the horrible arrogant attitude coming from captain forehead. Also her eyes so far apart they're about to clap in the back of her head. She's not attractive unless you're a simp. Rewriting a movie to essentially have no plot and just be some twat fake as all get out on screen is maybe not even worth the 1.8 of 10.

Christopher Goyra

right, which will be playboy status. no lips or holes.....Shes attractive but then when she opens her mouth shes about as attractive as a pile of dog diarrhea

TJ

At the end... look at her eyes... its all in the eyes. Shitty person

TJ

I’ve been having a break from the internet for a while and I thought maybe somethings maybe just going in a better direction because I don’t watch MSM or any tv shows I can’t stand the bullshit , but nothing is getting better, maybe in the USA with a president who wants to make change but here in the great land of OZ we are hurdling towards this woke, delusional, dystopian nightmare! We need a leader who can clean up this shitshow but are stuck with the idiots who want us to live within their strange ideologies of no one is different from another and we have to say welcome to our own country because being born here and our migrant parents who worked and paid taxes their entire lives wasn’t enough, we have to get our little 3-5 year olds apologising for stealing their land! These poor children who have now in Victoria, ( yep, the most locked up state in the world during the so called pandemic, by the illustrious leader/premier Dan Andrews who now can no longer get a house built on his property in a country town, once the builder recognised him and told him that he will tell every builder, tradie, plumber, electrician etc everyone he knows in the building industry, that he will never get a house built on that property, ever! Then he and his so called friends were told to leave the local pub as they were having dinner, to get out! Sweet justice by the Australian people who have had a gut full of these disgusting politicians) have to be asked what gender and pronouns they are before they enter the library, this is what these idiots are doing to our children and then these poor kids have stupid parents who will take them to see this Disney bullshit! Rant over, Joey! This world is so backwards now more than ever and I see them keying cars in your country now, even the poor, inanimate objects are being targeted by these lib lunatics! Cheers from down under 👍👍

Charmaine Furst

The worst.

Joseph P Borelli Jr

Typical consumed by social media self entitled herd mentality modern feminist. Once her Hollywood career officially is tanked I see an only fans account coming

Blake Goodenough

They'll probably ruin a few more before they wake up (hopefully) and realize this isn't working!

Joseph P Borelli Jr

In the "remake's" synopsis it's her kingdom 🤦‍♂️

UnityTrap

Disney needs to stop ruining classics with shitty remakes. These classics don't to be remade.

Cady

A white chick in a brown girl's body.

Mo

She probably wouldn't be calling him a stalker or weird if he looked like a Chad.

Mo

Next generation right there. Parents are prolly proud they raised an adult child with some serious narcissism problems

Matt Moseley

Rachel Zegler is beyond obnoxious. I wouldn’t be able to stand her in any movie let alone a classic.

Laura Cornish

Wow she’s such an idiot so glad it bombed

Brian Bean

It brings me joy that this stupid movie tanked 🤣

BThom13

Our new princess. Hateful,self centered and has the build of a minecraft skeleton.

Wargoomba

Looks like a basic white chick to me.

John Frisch


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