120 - 2 Left 2 Behind: 2 Tribulation 2 Force
Added 2024-01-03 07:00:04 +0000 UTCThe lads kick the new year off with fire-breathing prophets and lengthy discussions about world currencies as they cover the second movie in the Kirk Cameron faith-based trilogy: Left Behind II: Tribulation Force. Topics include the facts and logic of Rapture-based apocrypha, the void romantic chemistry that is Kirk Cameron, and what it means to live your life thinking that God will one day yeet you into the sky.
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Media Referenced in this Episode:
- Left Behind II: Tribulation Force. Dir. Bill Corcoran. Cloud Ten Productions, 2002.
- Fruitless: PREVIEW: How America Got Obsessed With Israel (feat. Keanu Heydari)
- Ray Comfort on the Banana
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Commercial: “Kirkr: The Kirk Cameron Dating App”
Comments
I never thought I'd hear a reading of painfully awkward, barely disguised kink fiction read aloud to Mass Effect club music
Noblesse Oblahaj
2024-04-06 15:44:12 +0000 UTCIt was a bold artistic choice on the part of the author to make Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force become an arch bishop after the rapture
Noblesse Oblahaj
2024-04-05 20:14:58 +0000 UTCThis episode is what made me finally subscribe to you guys. I went from laughing out loud at "spent, like Kirk Cameron over an ice cube tray" to gesturing "this" at the completely sincere, unsnarky description of the hugely problematic belief structure underlying Jenkins's "theology." As a nonbeliever I know way more about Left Behind than I should (h/t to Fred Clark's "Slacktivist" blog and his close reading of the series) but you guys nailed it. Cheers
I wanna marry a lighthouse keeper and keep him company
2024-02-17 16:47:06 +0000 UTCAs soon as I heard about the mallets, I was gonna rush in with a "Ball? Mallet?" Joke as soon as I heard a third item but then BRIAN STOLE THAT JOY FROM ME
Dergon
2024-01-08 16:56:26 +0000 UTCYou ever heard of the “Left Behind Kids”? I imagine it’s basically the kids of Odyssey after Whit gets raptured.
Luckie
2024-01-08 01:29:51 +0000 UTCKirkr is currently only available in Kirk Cameron's wife BUT it is apparently in BETA for a woman that Kirk Cameron saw jogging once.
The Worst of all Possible Worlds
2024-01-05 16:54:44 +0000 UTCHey uh quick question for a friend on medical estrogen, is there a Kirk-less variant available for the app that completely restructures your body but which doesn't turn you into Kirk Cameron's wife specifically? That seems like a pretty large tradeoff. There is no friend, the friend is me
Elaine Åhlfeldt
2024-01-05 16:45:15 +0000 UTCThat's what makes some other religions' gods a bit easier to believe/swallow sometimes. Zeus isn't omnipotent. And he doesn't watch you all the time, he's got his own life. You can appease him but he doesn't LOVE you. Unless he maybe loves you a little too much. In which case you should probably run...
Ronin Fredricson
2024-01-05 16:13:13 +0000 UTCIn probably the second least beautiful part of an objectively beautiful city only sullied by the people who live there.
Jordan Y Clementi
2024-01-05 05:27:32 +0000 UTCAudio drama review of book 3 next?
J C
2024-01-05 01:21:34 +0000 UTCThe first 10 minutes literally had me in tears
Yura
2024-01-05 00:36:37 +0000 UTCI live in Colorado and my girlfriend and I took a little trip to Colorado Springs. I enjoyed driving by the Focus on the Family building and dumping all my insular podcast info about it on her. It sits on a big hill, looming ominously over the surrounding area.
Aaron Whitehouse
2024-01-04 19:50:44 +0000 UTCIn the episode where Brian told the leather bar joke over and over I laughed a few times, but this one where he never pays it off made me laugh every single time.
Aaron Whitehouse
2024-01-04 19:43:13 +0000 UTCthe leather bar joke never getting paid off feels like being edged and then getting it ruined
BrianAlflordIsGoodActually
2024-01-04 03:10:13 +0000 UTCI'm not totally sure. I just know that it's a place were three people with various different names hangout 😄
Jimmy McMillan
2024-01-04 02:24:12 +0000 UTCHoly fuck since I stopped believing in God, I have so many nightmares about bananas
Jimmy McMillan
2024-01-04 01:51:00 +0000 UTCWe were fooled by the rotten Quebecois affect of his soul
The Worst of all Possible Worlds
2024-01-04 01:50:45 +0000 UTCWhat's a leather bar?!
The Worst of all Possible Worlds
2024-01-04 01:31:29 +0000 UTCIt's a LEATHER BAR! You're in a leather bar Brian
Jimmy McMillan
2024-01-04 01:01:04 +0000 UTC"That man is so gay that he just became Hitler" Put that on a T shirt
Nathan Woods
2024-01-03 23:54:33 +0000 UTCFellow michigander here (East Lansing) I've had people try to witness me, but it's always girls who look 15 in their 20s (I turn 33 this year), so I just try to run to avoid looking like a chomo. Wouldn't want to let down Chris Hansen, an MSU alumni, would I?
Uncle Jam Wants You
2024-01-03 22:51:58 +0000 UTCGreat question! I find it helpful to remember the old rhyme: Beyebaal before Kirkr, you're bound to jerk 'er. Kirkr before Beyebaal, we'll sue you for libel.
The Worst of all Possible Worlds
2024-01-03 20:58:09 +0000 UTCA.J. I have a question. What happens to me if I sign up for Kirkr and purchase the Beyebaal simultaneously? And supposing I already did is there a number I can call?
im so daddy i havent slept in a year
2024-01-03 20:34:07 +0000 UTCAdm. Husbando was banned in Russia for Semaphornagraphic content.
chris
2024-01-03 19:45:59 +0000 UTCI’m so upset by the return of scrub daddy. Also thanks for the shout out!
Josiah Sutton of the Fruitless Podcast
2024-01-03 19:39:54 +0000 UTCBeen waiting on mine almost a year, demand must be nuts!
im so daddy i havent slept in a year
2024-01-03 19:27:06 +0000 UTCThe Way Of The Master would be a great black metal album name
Fatt Mox
2024-01-03 19:26:59 +0000 UTCEvangelical kink do be the worst genre christ alive
Grouchiest Marxiest
2024-01-03 19:25:25 +0000 UTCDamn that's a deep cut. Praying to Marx for more AJ Representation in Media.
Grouchiest Marxiest
2024-01-03 17:26:19 +0000 UTCA.J.'s name is Anthony James, not Anthony Jr., alas. But he appreciate having another A.J. in media other than the Sandshrew Pokemon trainer from episode 8 of the anime.
The Worst of all Possible Worlds
2024-01-03 17:24:22 +0000 UTCIt took me till now to realize AJ and his dad have exactly the same naming convention as Tony Soprano and his son, proving that all Italians are the same.
Grouchiest Marxiest
2024-01-03 17:18:52 +0000 UTCAlso the Orson Scott Card aside has caused me to remember that he wrote his own (colossally unhinged) version of Hamlet, though it doesn’t seem like anyone has adapted it so it might be off limits to two members of the pod.
Amy Godliman
2024-01-03 15:34:48 +0000 UTCWait, the global currency is going to be Pops Coin? I’ve got an email to send.
Amy Godliman
2024-01-03 15:21:45 +0000 UTCI hope you’re going to do the actual Left Behind video game at some point. Also, I’ve been biting my tongue every time you talk about it, but since this time it’s an episode that actually just came out: David Cage is French, not Canadian. Hence why all the interior details in his games look European
Max Johansson
2024-01-03 13:20:35 +0000 UTCThe level of energy you guys bring to this episode gives me hope in the new year ❤️
im so daddy i havent slept in a year
2024-01-03 11:42:20 +0000 UTC
