The Worst of All Possible Worlds

TWOAPW shirts are here. Legs are imminent.

Added 2023-04-25 21:11:57 +0000 UTC

Hi everyone. We just hit 500 Patreon subscribers. We are pleased to announce that we will be debuting legs at the live show on Thursday. Get those tickets if you haven't yet. Also, remember the thing we said about merch? Well, we've designed a couple T-shirts. Check it out below the fold.

These shirts are available for pre-order right now in sizes XS-XL at store.worstpossible.world.

This one's got Cool Voltaire and the name of the show on it, printed in TWOAPW pink on basic black.

This one's got the famous catchphrase of everyone's favorite Saiyan, printed in dandelion yellow on bubblegum pink.

Pre-orders for these shirts will close on Monday, May 8. Once we know how many we need, we will source the highest-quality T-shirts possible and contract with the best screen printer we can find. This may take some time to figure out, so expect 6-8 weeks after the close of the pre-order period to receive your shirt. It will be worth the wait.

One more thing.

We've added a $20 tier to our Patreon called LEGS. Along with all the benefits of the lower tiers, it grants you 20% off merchandise. We'll send you a unique code when you upgrade that can be applied to the merch store.

Thanks for your ongoing support.

Love, Cool Voltaire