The Lost and Forbidden "Easter Party" Script

Look, I love the Pumpkin Party Saga, you love the Pumpkin Party saga, the world loves the Pumpkin Party saga! And just because it doesn't get "views" or "hits" or that it's "kinda alienating" or "too weird even for us" doesn't mean we shouldn't make a TON of them. We absolutely should. I think society as a whole would agree me, right? 

That's why a year ago, I wrote "Easter Party" which Mike Parker shockingly passed on. I figured he shelved because it was too powerful and would ruffle too many feathers up in Washington D.C. So, even though I thought it was huge mistake on his part, I acquiesced and moved on. 

Then in October 2020, everything changed. Pumpkin Party 2000 came out and the game would never be the same again. It was the best performing video Lowbrow had ever put out (that day) and the rest, as we all know, is history.

So, when the clock turned 2021 and we started pitching ideas, I immediately un-scrolled Easter Party and slammed it on Parker's greasy desk. I figured we would immediately go into production on what would be the important video we ever made. We would bravely continue the saga of the "Party" and the people of the world would finally be able to bask in the glory that was this verboten script. 

But sometimes the good guys, don't win the big game. As he pulled the grizzled pheasant out of his gaping maw, do you know what Mike Parker, the unreasonable son-of-a-bitch, said to me? "Hey, we're pretty busy with a lot of other projects right now and while I love Pumpkin Party, I think we should only make one a year during Halloween."

That's when I knew I had to do something drastic. If Mike Parker wouldn't let me speak truth to power, I knew I would have to take my fate and the fate of Easter Party into my own hands. 

So folks, this is it. I uploaded the script to you. The people. The people who it was written for. I don't know how long it will be up here or if you'll ever hear from me again. But I knew I had to do what was right. You can't stop a dream, Mike Parker.

Yours Truly,

George Washington

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