Today, Karl and Vinnie welcome your choice— “Woke Dad”—into the Creep Off Hall of Fame. Along the way, they march through a fresh scum parade: from a brazen kidnapping attempt on a bikini barista, to an election official accused of drugging his granddaughter’s Dairy Queen Blizzard, and even a cheating husband who allegedly turned to a BDSM site to recruit an unwitting accomplice in his wife’s murder!