Bonus #21 - Hello, Horses

I'm the biggest Van Halen fan in the world, and was expecting Karl to get their worst song totally wrong. But he's bang on, Jump is the worst song of the DLR era (which is the only era that counts).

Joejoejoe

Branden sucks at reviewing songs - and you say he has a whole podcast on this?

The drowned out vocals are great, gives SP a shoegaze vibe in combo with the big muff. Something something gay dildo

The worst song competition felt like an audio version of “stop hitting yourself Branden”.. good stuff

Dash

Correct. All good songs have awesome bass lines. Look it up.

Karl from WATP

You're right, it's the last song they wrote and recorded for the album but not the last song. And also, I don't watch a lot of movies.

Karl from WATP

could have been meaner, which would have been funnier

I usually love the stuttering John and Patrick Michael updates, but this felt overly aggressive and mean instead of a funny roast. Am I going soft or does anyone else agree?

Smeg Smegson

He's morphing into Bernie Sanders. Everything is THE BILLIONAIRES and CORPORATIONS

Smeg Smegson

this is the kind of podcast i feel like WATP used to review a lot more in the past. it was good to hear

Nexgrato

The fact that Karl unintentionally called StutJo the Tom Brady of podcasts is hilarious.

I couldn’t even get through this because the underlying podcast was so god awful.

Every minute of Stuttering John's life is him finding ways to be a victim, like a true-blue Libtard.

Colin Henderson

That heavy breathing was 100% a sleeping dog.

Anthony Tantillo

Karl put my Jbl speaker to the test this week with his yelling.

How do people who are die hard horse enthusiasts not know that horse colours have actual names (bay, dun, chestnut etc), not just “brown” or whatever? I don’t know shit about horses and I know that. That was hard to listen to...

MereBear

So a song sucks if the baseline isn’t complex enough? What are we even talking about here Karl?

And did anyone notice something about Karl? Karl :"Fucking, Howard. Way to date yourself old man with fucking Springsteen you chump!" Also Karl: "DUDE! LISTEN TO HOW AMAZING THESE VAN HALEN GUITAR RIFFS ARE!!!" *masturbates furiously*

First off: fuck Smashing Pumpkins and Van Halen

These are the best podcasts to review, 2 complete fucking losers, rambling on about nonsense for hours on end. This is almost on the level of Pickup Lines.

The Phantom Dennis

What in the fuck is Karl talking about? The only pumpkins album I have ever owned is Mellon Collie, it definitely doesn't end with 1979. And how the FUCK have you not heard ava adore? It's in like 6 movies. I've heard it 100 times and I'm not really a pumpkins fan. Karl's turning into fucking Seamus, I swear. Its all coming full circle now. Soon Patrick Michael will be laughing down at you like a Maddox.

Saint Pepe

When Branden pointed out someone is there listening to the show I should have hit eject, some sinister shit is going down. What is keeping Daniel on this show? That was no dog. Not sure what she is up to but I was about to send an email suggesting they watch Stalingrad, one of cinema's finest horse eating shots is featured, but I am not going to mess with her

Bob K

We don’t even have Brady anymore. Leave us alone.

CamCritical

That’s every interview he does though isn’t it?

Brian Walker

Karl you fucking dummy, dildos were around in the 1700s. Haven’t you ever read the teachings of the Marquis de Sade? Fucking imbecile.

Please cover the stuttering John interview he did with Scott the engineer. He literally made every question about himself. Never change John

Fuck you Karl it's 3.30am in the morning in the UK now I have to stay up later and hear what patty c cups is saying

Cool Hand James