Elise & Kaiser #1
Added 2023-01-05 05:31:59 +0000 UTC"Hi everyone! The Director told me I couldn't have a proper narration because of the current...restrictions...but I couldn't help but poke my head up and say 'Hi!!!!' I'm super excited to be here!
Also the Director wanted me to read something: "Hello everyone. My name is Elise. For legal purposes I am... NINETY SIX YEARS OLD??!?!"
-Elise
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Elise, they say The Director has his little fantasies about people being of a certain, rather advanced age. Just go with it. He has a lot on his mind, so the best gift you can give him is to nod your head, agree that you were born before the US Stock Market Crash of 1929 and "let him have this one." It will comfort him and you'll get along fine. :)
2023-01-08 08:43:36 +0000 UTC"psst....<whispers> I'm not *actually* ninety six years old. Not entirely sure why the Director made me say that, but oh well. Hehe but I think we're *both* gonna have a really rough ride soon! ;-)" -Elise
2023-01-06 18:39:31 +0000 UTCIs this how I discover I have a granny fetish? 🤔 I have to say, for a 96-year-old, you look exceptionally good for your age, Elise! But please be careful with Kaiser. That pup is full of energy. I'm worried he might break one of your brittle, old lady bones if he decided to play with you for a while. Especially since, judging by his... visible excitement, you'd be in for a *very* rough ride 😉
Xilda
2023-01-05 16:15:03 +0000 UTC
