Signs That Your Brat Definitely Didn’t Bury the Butt Plug in the Garden
Added 2024-03-14 02:51:23 +0000 UTC
She has streaks of mud on her face and hands. If a brat had buried a butt plug in the garden, answer me one question: Would she wash every trace of mud off her skin? Of course she would, so mud = innocence, especially if the brat in question has a garden spade hidden behind her back.
She’s prepared you a five-course meal replete with champagne, flowers, and blowjobs. Obviously subs who do this are thanking you for your toy investment, and gratitude and burying butt plugs never ever mix.
She’s walking around the house like a normal person instead of smooshing around sideways with her butt against the wall. Only brats who love butt plugs too much to bury them behave like this. This is demonstrable evidence that no butt-type toys have been planted under the oak tree.
Did I say oak tree? Sorry, I meant the elm. Yes, that’s where the nonexistent, unburied buttplug is. Yessirree.
She looks extremely smug. Brats only feel smug when they’ve buried the Wartenberg wheel in the garden. Burying butt plugs is serious business, so if your brat looks smug, she definitely hasn’t been up to some nefarious butt-type things.
She’s pointing at the dog and saying, “He did it.” There is literally only one reason this might happen: the dog did it.
