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Vanilla RTX v2.0: An Ultimate(ly Not Serious) Release

Added 2024-04-01 08:20:23 +0000 UTC

Dear patrons, I present to you my magnumiest opusiest to-date: Vanilla RTX 2.0
In the making for just a month short of seventy months!

Vanilla RTX v2.0 / Release Notes:

• Turned camel into a villager

• Changed pig into a villager

• Changed sniffer into a villager. (He doesn't sniff anymore, but occasionally raises his eyebrows at you, he knows what you've done, knows of your sins)

• Changed cows into villagers

• Increased the level of villager-like characteristics exhibited by all illagers and villagers.

• I'm not going to spam all of the eighty mobs here, let's not spoil the rest.
Almost every mob now resembles a villager. Don't ask why, I don't know either.
Also, mobs now make villager noises for some reason, maybe it has to do with their genetics.

Closing Notes:
And there you have it folks! that should cover it for this awesome update that'll make you want to trade your diamonds for emeralds hmm.
(Comedy gold! hahahahahahahahahahaha)

Oookay enough, I've already traded my sanity with this gibberish to find my inner villager.
Catch you on the flip side, where warden's ears aren't black and my jokes are... well, still a work in progress!
Until then, take care.