MorphaTek Customer Service

MorphaTek Customer Service

I gave my boyfriend your muscle growth serum and now he’s too huge to even move! He’s just this big pile of quivering muscles, all so big he can’t bend his arms or legs, put his hands down, or even twist his torso! Sure, it feels good, and he can’t do much when I want to rub his giant pecs and jerk off, but his whining is driving me crazy. And he’s starting to smell! What the heck am I supposed to do when my boyfriend’s a lead balloon? Send me an antidote!

Hi there! We at MorphaTek are very sorry you’re dissatisfied with your product. I’ve checked your order number to see that you didn’t order our Heightening serum as well. When adding mass, it’s very easy to overdose unless you add height to distribute the mass more evenly. In the future, should you choose to purchase this product again, we recommend you get the “Hugifying Bundle” (on sale now, also including a HyperCock spray to make sure he’s big where it counts).

Unfortunately there is no antidote for the particular product you ordered, and since so must time has elapsed his cells have locked in at that size so the Heightening Serum won’t do much either. However, do not despair. There are many MorphaTek products that can help your situation!

First, may I recommend item GULL181. It’s an ointment you smear all over his body, plus two oral tablets you’ll give him just one time. 24 hours later you’ll find your problems have shrunk away! Specifically what I mean is, your boyfriend will reduce in size, anywhere from 70%-90% of his current size. He may be useless as a giant obstruction in your life, but imagine how easy to care for he would be if he were pocket-sized? You could wash him in the sink (or just take him in the shower with you; use him as a loofah to kill two birds with one stone!). Sex would still be an option at this size; many happy partners who have purchased this product simply rub their shrunken boyfriends against there dicks for a sensation that’s quite unlike any other.

We also have item MICHEL91. While it won’t make your boyfriend any smaller, it will convert some of his internal mass to helium and his flesh to rubber. You’ll find that no matter how big and musclebound he is, he’ll be much less of an obstruction when he’s bobbing around the room in midair. You can vacuum underneath him, cover him in a decorative throw when you have company over, or even climb atop him for a night of sleep like no other. Can’t fit him through doors? No problem! His rubberized body can squeeze through any opening, snapping back to its old shape as soon as he’s through!

My final recommendation would be VI-BEAU8, one of our newest products. This is simply one tablet, consumed orally, that I’m told has a vibrant and lasting flavor. After the product takes effect, all of those big dense muscles will plump up a bit, but then they’ll all soften considerably. Within several hours your immobile boyfriend’s body will have converted mostly to juice. At this point it’s just a matter of draining the juice from him (usually through the cock) to relieve the pressure. After a few dozen juicings you should find him back to a normal size. And the juice is absolutely delicious! He will also turn a lovely shade of blue. This should get him up and moving again, and able to live a somewhat normal life again, as long as you both can deal with the sound of juices loudly sloshing around inside him every time he moves. Since his body will constantly refill with juice, he will need to be drained regularly to avoid him blowing up like a giant juicy berry.

We hope any or all of these products will help your situation! Thank you for choosing MorphaTek!

I’m coach of a college football team and our rival team put one of your Twinkifying formulas in our Gatorade. Now I’ve got 40 elite athletes who have shrunk down to about 100 pounds each, just over 5 feet tall! They’ve all maintained their skills as football players and still want to get on the field, but where am I supposed to find uniforms and pads to fit them? Let alone the fact that they’re going to get squashed on the field. Is there a way I can turn them all back and save my season?

We here at MorphaTek are staunchly against the use of our formulas to affect sporting events, Our products are meant for recreational use only. Once they’re enhancing (or debiliitating) athletic performance on such a level, they’re violating the terms of service clearly outlined on every one of our products’ packaging.

There is one loophole to our stance on this: revenge. Since your rival team did this to you, why not do the same to them? Better yet, do it before your next game against them. Get your twinkified team out there in their uniforms, completely dwarfed by your gigantic opponents, and watch the fun begin as your rivals shrink out of their uniforms and suddenly it’s skinny twink versus skinny twink on the old gridiron! Make sure to get the coach exposed to, so he learns what it’s like to have all your body mass stripped away, leaving you a tiny feminine man.

As for saving your season, sadly there is no way to completely reverse this. However, you do have options. A small amount of our muscle growth formula could restore some of their lost size. This has, in the past, reacted poorly with the Twinkifying formulas. Your men will regain all their lost muscle but will find most of it located in their asses. Their disproportionate asses will be hyper-sensitive and constantly hungry, Your players may be too distracted by the urge to get fucked to actually do anything on the field.

We also have item NEANDER99. A unique product, it’s just an obsidian slab you can set up in your locker room. Anyone exposed to its eerie blue-black light will find themselves devolved back to caveman status. Your players will probably walk around on their hands with huge foreheads and jaws and their IQs will plummet pretty dramatically. Then again, they’re football players; their IQs weren’t that high in the first place, were they? Of course, since these men have been twinkified, their libidos will be set on high with no intellect to manage them (and a strict hunger for rough, same-sex activity). But with some work I’m sure you could get them into a cohesive team on the field. They will definitely devolve into a pile of gay sex off the field though.

Lastly, consider our brand-new Gemini formula. How many players do you need on the field, anyway? Just expose them to the formula (a bright red but odorless gas) and while it’s still in effect, squash their bodies together. They’ll merge into a single man with the combined bodymass of the two individuals. (Be careful to make sure they fully merge! You don’t want two-headed men, or players with three legs. Talk about difficult uniform fittings!) It will take some time for their minds to fully combine, so expect men with two sets of thoughts guiding their actions. And allow me to mention again, since the Twinkifying formula has permanently altered their genes, your newly merged men will be desperate to get fucked. Maybe by you! So it could be a perk. Just remember, twice the man (or more) means twice (or more) the libido. You may end up with a handful of big hirsute men after you’ve smooshed your shrunken team members together, but they’ll have the sexual appetites of an army!

We hope you’ll consider these solutions and choose MorphaTek in the future. Use this promo code for 20% off your next order!

I used your InflataRush suppositories on my boyfriend and they worked great. He went from being a gym-obsessed bodybuilding freak--so stressed out about his diet we could never go out to eat anymore!--to being a nice comfy inflatable balloon. He was so squishable! I loved how his dick stuck out on the end, big and plump and inflatable like the rest of him. So damned hot. I’d come home to find him bobbing around the room, whimpering for me to tie him to something or to put rocks in his pockets. I’d just grab his big squishy body and give him a squeeze. I love how it changed his nervous system so squishing is the most pleasurable thing to him. He’s like a big MemoryFoam man! I liked to sink my hands into him before I left so he’d have my deep handprints to remember me by.

The only thing is, the other day I was bringing in the groceries and he floated right out the front door. I didn’t even see it happening. By the time I got him he was already floating up up and away, just a tan bulging sphere against the blue sky behind him. You should put a warning on your product! Now I have to find a new boyfriend and hope I have enough suppositories to turn him into a big plump helpless balloon.

We’re glad you enjoyed our InflataRush product! It’s one of our highest rated items and for good reason. Both the recipient of the suppositories and the administrator always benefit from them. Some satisfied customers say their sex lives have never been more satisfying since the blimpification.

If you’re still seeking a new boyfriend, pause the search! Each of our suppositories carries a tiny nanobot that infuses itself into the balloonified recipient. Your boyfriend has been in our tracking system ever since he blimped up. I’m checking right now and it seems he’s been floating around in the upper atmosphere, just above where planes fly. The good news is he’s indestructible and doesn’t need food or water. But unfortunately for him I’d imagine he’s just gotten hornier. After all, every passing air current across his hypersensitive blimpskin is like a mini-handjob. He’s up there now, desperate for release and yearning for your touch, I’m sure.

We’ll send one of our drones up to take him back down and return him to your home free of charge. Enjoy this complimentary anchoring station to keep him constantly tethered. While you’re at work, he’ll enjoy bobbing around above your house for everyone to see. The humiliation will be exquisite! Thank you for being a MorphaTek customer.