Random TF Thoughts I'm All Horned Up Over

Lately I've been adding a low level of testosterone into my "diet" and it's got me all sorts of horned up.

I may not ever develop these ideas but here's a few I can't get off my mind:

--Markus Ruhl gets turned into an inflatable pool toy, still shaped exactly as he is. He can also wiggle just a little bit. His posers aren't rubberized, either--they're removable. Plus the rubber gives off a sweaty-muscle scent.

--Bruce Patterson gets head-swapped while filming a comparison video with a scrawny guy. Their heads shift to match their new bodies (Bruce's new neck is skinny, his face leans out) and Bruce isn't sure if it's part of the production, or if they'll ever get shifted back.

--Rob Gronkowski, after retiring, gets a new job as a sex doll. It's anatomically identical, and he's still in there, can still see and feel and make squeaky sounds (but that's it). His facial expressions look frozen, but they shift slightly over time (mostly looking overwhelmed by waves of sexual pleasure, or shocked/turned on at what's happening to him). The doll's got nice firm muscles too. In the doll, he can't believe he's never felt this turned on--and after he shifts back, he may beg to get put back into the doll form.

--John Cena ends up morphed into my cock. He's not happy at first--won't stop complaining, which I have to muffle with double layers of underwear, but after the first few loads I make spew out of his mouth, a little of his intellect drops too and his horniness goes through the roof. After awhile he's just begging to get jerked off--and things like tickling his armpits or scratching his little pecs make him cum even harder.

--Richie Incognito gets a curse where he shrinks into a feminine little dude every so often, horny as hell and desperate for cock, until he gets a load dumped into him. The more this happens, the longer the feminine persona sticks around--until one day the feminine horny persona takes over his big body, and the curse shrinks him but his masculine football bully personality is in the scrawny body. The transformation is still the same: a load shifts him back.

--Eddie Hall eats a bad blueberry and finds himself swelling up into a massive, juice-swollen sphere, until someone hooks up a machine and drains him back to normal. AND HE LOVES IT. He starts to let a little juice accumulate before doing big lifts (makes him even more powerful) and starts getting cozy at a gigantic, round, waddling 500 pounds. He starts getting off on it so much that he starts asking to be left in his immobile gigantic spherical shape overnight, just so he can feel the juices bubbling up in him, swelling him bigger than any human ever. (Did I mention the juicing can only occur by draining his cock and nipples?)