Fistimuffs, the mittens with style!
All human experts agree that Fistimuffs are the only certified way of preventing 100% of all unauthorized grabs, pulls, and touches!
-Countless cute designs!
-Perfect size keeps human hands cozily bunched up!
-Ultra soft and thickly stuffed interior for 0 unnecessary wiggle-room!
-Extra strong, elastic wristbands, easy to put on, impossible to accidentally take off!
Buy a pair now, and get a second one for free!
(Fun fact: The slogan here is basically just a word by word translation of an old german saying my grandmother used to tell us, with some words replaced. I just thought it'd be funny to use that as it seems very appropriate x3)
ABMIKE
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