I couldn't think of anything funny to say in the title this week so uuuuuuuhhh
But here we are, gonna be finishing some coms, taking on the new ones, and I think I'll try and get the monthly ramblefap recap up in a day or three... or four. None of you like me for my promptness, let's be real.
Your Newly Adopted Catboy is In Heat Well that's a self explanatory situation if I ever saw one. Help the little guy out before he bursts, won't you?
In Public, Darling? Only a call away. That's what he said. He told you that pleasure was only a call away. It's... not... not obvious what he meant. He did put that toy in you, afterall. Long range, wireless. Gosh, what a time to be alive. He's smart, he wouldn't do it at a time when he knows you'd get caught, just when there'd be a risk, eyes on you. You've been waiting for your phone to buzz all day.
Don't Spill anything in MY Kitchen You are one of the worst sous chefs I've ever had to work with. You're clumsy, you can barely cook, and you're so bloody skittish all the time. What? Do I make you nervous? Do you need me to show you how to do anything? Well, do you?
Oh, You Want to be Pathetic? Green means good. Yellow means pause. Red means stop. Keep that in mind. While I do this, I'll be using terms like bitch, loser, I won't be nice, just like you wanted. You grind your cunt on my boot, you nuzzle my hand, you kiss my stomach, and you beg for me to even acknowledge how desperate you are.
Warm Cuddles and Warmer Sex It's not a good night for going out. It's cold, it's raining, the stars are barely out, but I've got you, I've got thick, warm bedclothes, and I've got... let's call it a ball of aching desire, just for you.
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