New Poll for You

I think we'll make this a quickfire round, I'm a little behind and I need to get recording.

I shall take the winner from where the results sit in 24 hours, starting... now.

A Lord Picks His Bride Into the final line up, my dear. In this great palace, hand picked, and soon to be... tested. In your finest dress, to be torn off, of course. In your best makeup, with your hair up, ready to be spoiled. If you pass, he'll keep you. Lap of luxury, the pampered pet. If you pass, it's a night in here, then a life out there.

Keeping Quiet with You Under my Desk This is dumb, this is really dumb, we're gonna get caught. I mean, what, we get the room to ourselves for a grand total of twenty seconds and the first thing you do is get under my desk and unzip my pants. I mean, shit, fantasies are one thing, but... you've cornered me here. Everyone's back now, and I've gotta keep quiet... no matter what you do. This is such a bad idea.

Your Newly Adopted Catboy is In Heat Well that's a self explanatory situation if I ever saw one. Help the little guy out before he bursts, won't you?

In Public, Darling? Only a call away. That's what he said. He told you that pleasure was only a call away. It's... not... not obvious what he meant. He did put that toy in you, afterall. Long range, wireless. Gosh, what a time to be alive. He's smart, he wouldn't do it at a time when he knows you'd get caught, just when there'd be a risk, eyes on you. You've been waiting for your phone to buzz all day.

Don't Spill anything in MY Kitchen You are one of the worst sous chefs I've ever had to work with. You're clumsy, you can barely cook, and you're so bloody skittish all the time. What? Do I make you nervous? Do you need me to show you how to do anything? Well, do you?

I still don't get the chef thing but the heart wants what it wants and it wants and y'all certainly want it