Which Text is Best?
Added 2019-08-16 15:45:04 +0000 UTCHey guys we have a fun problem we'd like your opinion on. We wrote these two similar, but different, texts featuring the Ninja Turtles and we can't decide which one we want to run so we thought we'd run it by you guys. The two texts are below and you can pick in the poll which you like more. Thanks for any help. At this point we've read them both too many times to know which is funnier and are lost.
Option 1:
Leo: Can we talk about the new gun turret on the Party Van that shoots manhole covers?
Donny: Of course! I was just tweaking it to shoot faster.
Leo: Please don’t! Manhole covers weigh 250lbs. I shot one at a foot ninja and he turned to dust! That's not what we do Donny!
Donny: We defeated the Foot, that's what we do! What's the problem?
Leo: I don't want to be a Teenage Mutant Ninja Murderer!
Donny: You use swords on people!
Leo: I stab gently, you know that!
Option 2:
Leo: We have to talk about the new upgrades to the Party Van.
Raph: I love the pizza oven inside.
Leo: Yeah that’s great but I'm concerned about the gun turret that shoots manhole covers.
Donny: That’s also great!
Leo: No! Manhole covers weigh 250lbs. I shot one at a foot ninja and he turned to dust! That's not what we do Donny!
Donny: Fine, I'll remove the manhole gun and the pizza oven.
Mikey: WHOA! Why do you have to remove both!?
Donny: They're connected.
Raph: Then we gotta keep the gun.
Leo: WHY ARE THEY CONNECTED!?
