Old Timely Posts
Added 2019-06-09 16:47:50 +0000 UTCHey Patrons!
We wanted to share a few extra texts with you guys that we never got around to photoshopping. They were kind of timely, meant to run immediately after Infinity War and Endgame so we probably won't ever run them now, but hope you enjoy them! - Diana and Andrew
Set after Infinity War before Endgame
Cap: With T’Challa and Shuri gone who is going to run your country?
Okoye: Our leader is always the greatest warrior, so we shall hold a tournament to determine our next ruler.
Iron Fist: Did somebody say a mystical land’s fighting tournament to win power?
Cap: Come on man. This is clearly not a fighting tournament for a white dude from New York.
Iron Fist: That’s never stopped me before! Is there any rule that says the throne can’t be won by a white guy from New York?
Cap: Geez Danny you’re like the Air Bud of cultural appropriation.
After Endgame (Ant-Man and Maggie (his ex-wife)
Maggie: Scott were you snapped too? I just came back. Where’s Cassie?
Scott: Cassie is fine, she wasn’t snapped and is 5 years older. I wasn’t snapped but I was away the whole time.
Maggie: So who raised Cassie!?
Scott: A giant ant I taught to drum.
Maggie: WHAT!?
Scott: It's fine. Cassie is a real good drummer now and time travel made me a baby for a minute.
Maggie: So how much counselling do you think we need?
Scott: Counselling? We’re just a resurrected woman and her time travelling baby ex-husband taking over raising their suddenly teenage daughter from a giant drumming Ant … oh this is bad.
