Early Drafts

First draft:

Superman: What happened to Krypto? I was only off world for a weekend. You just had to dog sit and now he's sick.

Batman: I think he ate a bit of one of Ace's toys when they were playing.

S: That shouldn't make a super dog sick.

B: The toy was made of Kryptonite.

S: WHY WAS YOUR DOG TOY MADE OF KRYPTONITE!?

B: It's Ace's toy, ask him. He made it.

S: How is that possible?

B: He's Bat Hound.

Final draft:

Batman: The Justice League is going off world for a mission and we need your help.

Animal Man: You can count on me, what do you need?

B: Superman and I need someone to dog sit Krypto and Ace while we're away.

AM: Oh, you sure you don't need me on the actual mission?

B: Well Superman and GL will be in space defending several quadrants and I'll be flying my combat spaceship. What would you like to do?

AM: I guess I could look after two good boys?

B: You can look after two good boys, that's right.

First draft:

Hawkeye: When was the last time you used that "friendly neighbourhood" Tagline kid?

Spider-man: I dunno. It's been a minute. Why?

H: You mind if I start using that?

SM: Yes I mind! That's still my thing, friendly neighbourhood.

H: But you're zipping all over the city, I've been literally fighting for neighbourhood and neighbours lately. Let me have it.

SM: No!

H: I'll buy it, how much you want for it?

SM: 20 bucks!

H: Deal!

SM: Dammit I shoulda started higher.

Second draft:

Hawkeye: Hey I've been trying to come up with a super hero Tagline but I'm drawing a blank. Can I have one of yours?

SM: Maybe, which one?

H: I always liked Spectacular.

S: No I need that for the alliteration. I can give you friendly neighbourhood.

H: I'm not a children's cartoon. I'll buy Spectacular from you.

S: Fine. $1000 and its yours.

H: I can give you $20 and a Starbucks gift card.

S: How much is on the gift card?

H: Not much. It's possibly negative.

S: So spectacular.

Final:

Spider Man: I hate to ask other heroes for favours but can I borrow some cash for text books.

Iron Man: I don't give out loans. But tell you what I'll buy one of your tag lines.

SM: What's wrong with "Invincible" Ironman?

IM: Turns out I'm not so invincible, don't tell anyone. Just let me have "Spectacular".

SM: You can have "Friendly Neighbourhood".

IM: Meet in the middle, I'll buy "Amazing" for 10.

SM: I won't accept anything less than 20.

IM: Fine, 20 dollars.

SM: I meant 20 thousand. Should almost cover the cost of my textbooks.

IM: Jesus.

Rejected Texts:

Ironman: Do you feel like letting me run a few tests on your hammer big guy?

Thor: Tony, let it go, there are some things Midguard science can't explain. It can only be picked up by those worthy.

IM: Sure sure, but I want to have some fun. If we put it in an elevator the elevator still goes up.

T: Yes.

IM: But what happens if I put it on top of a watermelon?

T: I don't know.

IM: What happens if I put it on quicksand?

T: I don't know.

IM: What happens if I put it on a watermelon, filled with paint, on a pit of quicksand!

T: I don't know but I have to find out.

Lex Luthor: We're all in this thread because we have a common goal, the destruction of the justice league.

Grodd: I want a planet of Gorillas.

Sinestro: I want them dead so fear can reign supreme.

Reverse Flash: I want time to be unwritten.

LL: ... I thought we wanted them defeated because a non-governmental body shouldn't have absolute power.

Joker: No Lexxy. We want to watch the world burn!

LL: Am I on the wrong side of history here? Wait, am I the bad guy?

Joker: No Lex, you named us the Legion of Doom because you're a man of the people.