Drafts

Want to see a few of the crappy jokes we wrote while trying to write pretty good jokes! Well here you go!

Independence Day Drafts

Ironman: What's our plan for Independence Day?

Captain America: I made plans with Rhodey, Buck, and Falcon.

IM: Sounds fun, what are we doing?

Cap: It's kinda just for us. We were invited to the White House. Iron Patriot and all the Captain Americas.

IM: Why wasn't I invited!? I'm just a patriotic as you guys!

Cap: Without using Google name a single founding father.

IM: I wanna say Johnny Appleseed but I know that's wrong.

Cap: We agree on that at least.

Ironman: I can't believe you got invited to the White House for Independence Day and I didn't. I'm just as patriotic as you.

Cap: No you're not. Without using Google I bet you can't name one founding father.

Ironman: Yes I can, I just saw Hamilton. So I wanna say Hercules Mulligan?

Cap: You're an idiot.

Independence Day Final Version

Ironman: I can't believe you got invited to the White House for Independence Day and I didn't. I'm just as patriotic as you.

Cap: No you're not. Without using Google I bet you can't name one founding father.

IM: George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, John Adams, James Madison. I could go on.

Cap: Wow Tony, I'm impressed, you really know your history.

IM: I've seen Hamilton like ten times.

Canada Day Draft

Trudeau: Wolverine, I'd like you to be our Canadian ambassador to the X-Men.

Wolverine: Whatever pretty boy.

T: I'd also like your help making our next cabinet 50% mutant.

W: Sure. why not.

T: Great! Would you like to celebrate Canada Day with us at parliament?

W: I'm busy bub!

T: Did I mention the current cabinet is 50% women?

W: Happy Canada Day!

Canada Day Final Version

Trudeau: Wolverine, I'd like you to return to Canada as our ambassador of mutant relations.

Wolverine: I'm a fighter, pretty boy, not a diplomat.

T: You can be both, I boxed and now I lead a nation.

W: Mutants will never be accepted.

T: We have a 50% female cabinet. Next election I want 50% mutant.

W: I wouldn't have Jean.

T: We have lots of Jeans! Jean Jackets, Jean Chrétien, Jean Coutu, hall of fame Montreal Canadien Jean Béliveau.

W: Damn, that is a lot of Jeans! Okay, let's do this, bub!