Earlier Edition
Added 2015-08-19 19:51:47 +0000 UTCWe go through a lot of drafts of a few of our jokes so we thought we'd share a few. Here's the first draft of our recent Aquaman text and an alternate ending to the Hank Pym/Yellowjacket one we did last week (WARNING - the Yellowjacket one has Game of Throne spoilers which is why we didn't run it)
AM: I’m not coming up to the Watchtower until it fills with
water, like how my city fills with air for you guys.
BM: We’re not doing that.
AM: Well then I’m not going on anymore missions!
BM: Okay.
AM: And you aren’t welcome in Atlantis anymore!
BM: That’s fine. We don’t even like it there. We only go
cause you need help defending your throne. All the time.
AM: THAT’S … accurate.
Yellow Jacket: Hey. What's going on?
Hank Pym: What the hell? I thought we killed you.
YJ:Yeah I'm slowly shrinking into the microverse forever. All my tech
still works though. I'm streaming Game of Thrones right now.
HP: Wow. I wish we had cell phones during WWII. I'd give anything to talk to Janet again.
YJ: You want to talk to Janet? I can pass the phone over she's right here.
HP: WHAT? YES!
YJ: HA! Just kidding, that'd be crazy right? That's what you get for shrinking me.
HP: Jon Snow dies.
YJ: Ah dude.
