LGR - Santa Slayer - PC Game Review

Holy Crap! That's one UGLY curtain.

Michael Hogan

If I ever head down that road, you bet he'll show up.

LGR

Creepy Clint is pretty great. Need him back for those adults only PC game reviews. XD

Lik Chan

You have a funny idea of fun :P

LGR

It's worse in a new and exciting way, hehe

LGR

They BARELY bothered to even animated the enemies! Unless you count shaking around violently as animation, haha

LGR

Dear God, you finalliy found a game worse than Natural Fawn Killers : Santa's Gone Postal ! :) (and I always love the return of the intro for xmas LGR episodes. :D )

Maximilien Noal

Hmm... you know, this oddly reminds me of another game which was made as an engine demonstrator and wasn't originally intended to be released to the public, yet eventually was, but after an hour of searching I can't for the life of me find it again. I don't remember its name, nor who made it, nor which commercial game it preceded. All I remember is that it was 3D, it had dialogue options, switches in the game world, was bright and colourful, was made in the 90s, and preceded something VERY well known... I'm gonna go ask about it on VOGONS...

Kris Asick

They didn't even bother to animate the guns.

Boomtown Fox

Oh awesome! I played this way back when it was new, even multiplayer with friends. Weird ass game but fun times.

Kadah

Nothing says Christmas like killing everything in sight

DGDW (Derek G. Weber)

YAAAAAAAY Christ...mas...? Um. Guns.

PushingUpRoses

Ha!

LGR

PC gaming master race territory indeed.

LGR

...Foreshadowing, huh? :) I hope your clone doesn't win the epic battle... or do I? :P Nah, I want you to win because creepy clone is creepy.

Lindsay Michelle

"This is so far past the bottom of the barrel, we've gone subterranean." Stop digging, you've struck oil! No, wait, that a septic tank.

Marksider89

600 FPS! Definitely better than Arkham Knight!

Eventually, there will have to be a more direct confrontation between us...

LGR

Nice curtain. It's really... purple. And I'm confused how your clone lives in your mirror, unless you have one weird-ass mirror. Seriously though dude, you succeeded in making your clone creepier seeming than last year... last year he at least was only mildly annoying for being so enthusiastic... lol

Lindsay Michelle

Oh I've got some suitable ones :)

LGR

I'm now on the lookout for Adrenix, I'd love to see how it compares.

LGR

Thank you for playing this game so we don't have to! Haha! Any plans to review Adrenix? It has to be better than this game, right?

pcwzrd13

Oh dear. I guess this is the Santa's having an existential crisis type of game. He needs a dose of It's a Wonderful Life. Stat. (And I hope you managed to find a suitable game to wash the foul taste and stench of this one away too!)

Rob Caporetto

It's from Holiday Hare '95, the Candion theme!

LGR

Is the theme this year from Holiday Hare 95 or is it still from 94? Dang I really need to play Jazz Jackrabbit. Also wonderful start to the month, still awesome work on your part.

Cody Fulcher

I KNOW, right? It's only useful as a doorstop or a replacement brick for your house.

The Enforcer

That's saying a lot, her fruitcake BLOWS

LGR

A game that will make even the most hardened Christmas fanatic say, "This sucks worse than Aunt Kathy's fruitcake".

The Enforcer

Heh, pretty much. At least the folks behind this went on to do some good stuff!

LGR

This looks like someone's fall semester programming class final project. And a C- at that.

The Arctic Saint

In the worst way possible.

LGR

Geez, Santa's REALLY gone postal.

Sutekh94