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LGR - BioForge - DOS PC Game Review

LGR - BioForge - DOS PC Game Review

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I'm rather disappointed that the Flock of Birds motion capture suit did not come with a helmet in the shape of the Flock of Birds lead singer's hairstyle. So, cheese... I really dig this cheese called Grier (not sure how it's spelled), but it's a cheese that tastes like bacon, and is sliced very thin. I'm usually not into bacon-flavored anything (besides bacon itself), but it's so good!!

Jess the Stampede

sorry to interrupt but YES smoked gouda is killer. Smoked cheddar is also pretty amazing if you can find it. Throwing smoked gouda on a sandwich or over a salad is amazing! I love that you buy it fairly cheap at Trader Joe's if they're in your area.

Sterling Treadwell

Funny, I thought that cheese was available everywhere. It's so common up here. Yay Canada!

Sabrina

It's one of the Origin stable I never really checked out - at least then I'd have thought it was due to not having a powerful enough PC at the time. But now? I think I can appreciate more than enjoy it though. I never really got into that particular style of game, and I'm sure I'd slamming keyboards in frustration. A shame, as the story and tone certainly feels interesting enough, just the way it all fits together doesn't really…

Rob Caporetto

I think it's pretty neat how when you go into the computer view, the mouse curser is literally the character's hand. Wish more games did this.

mega

Dude! I am so excited to watch this video! Despite the games flaws...it really was AMAZING when it was first released. So glad it is getting a proper review from the mighty LGR!

Metal Jesus Rocks

We have Marble Cheddar all over the place in Canada. It's so ubiquitous here that we usually just call it "Marble Cheese". In fact, it's a typical staple you'll find along with every other kind of cheese, both cheap and expensive, in every grocery store here! That said, for the brief periods of time I lived in the US, I was NEVER able to find it for sale anywhere except specialty cheese sections, where it was in small packages and really expensive. Basically, next time you're north of the border, just walk into ANY grocery store and you'll effortlessly find the stuff! ;)

Kris Asick

Smoked cheeses are my recent preference, oh man. Gouda especially, but cheddar is excellent, especially on a burger.

LGR

My favorite cheese is smoked Cheddar. Yum.

Ben

Admittedly one that I've never had much experience with. I know I've had it on bagel sandwiches and chicken pasta dishes though, and I liked that.

LGR

While we are on the subject cheese, Asiago has found its way into my heart. To quote Dr girlfriend "it taste like the inside of an old thermos" but yet the more I eat it the more I seem to like it.

Michael Lamartina

I've been into blue cheese recently myself, especially when in a sauce and dipped with BBQ chicken tenders.

LGR

Marble Cheddar, that's new to me! Will have to hunt that down. And yeah, it would be a fantastic game if remade into a first-person experience.

LGR

This looks like a game I'd enjoy if it was more polished and some of the puzzles weren't as hairloss-inducing. And I'd take some blue cheese any day.

Alyxx the Rat

You had a lot more patience with this thing than I did... I still maintain this would've been a much stronger experience as a first person game like System Shock, but then, what do I know? ;) Also, in terms of cheese, I like Cheddar, Marble Cheddar, Monterey Jack, Swiss, Mozzerella, and Havarti... Good thing I just ate, or saying that probably would've made me hungry. ;D

Kris Asick

Never really tried gouda. Maybe I'll look into it. I gotta watch my saturated fat though because I found out last year I have a genetic condition (from my dad) where my body just makes way too much cholesterol, so sadly my cheese intake has decreased since then... but I can still eat it and I'm better at working it into my diet than before! Also, good to know that I am not a crappy listener and missed you mentioning some vital plot details or something, haha.

Lindsay Michelle

Seems the demo was rather popular, I've heard from a lot of people with memories of it!

LGR

I've been really getting into gouda lately. Smoked, chipotle, etc. It's just a tasty cheese. And yeah, it's a shame the gameplay doesn't match the killer aesthetic. I still don't entirely know what the game is about either, and I've played through it!

LGR

We can talk about types of cheese on here??? Sweet! I'm digging mozzarella at the moment, but I may have to buy some Colby Jack or Muenster again at some point. :P As for the game, I like the aesthetic of the graphics, but not so much the gameplay... very awkward and vague. Not sure how gameplay can be vague but it seems like it would be... I still don't know what this game is about from this review except cyberpunk amnesia, unless I stopped listening a lot sooner than I thought... lol.

Lindsay Michelle

"If you've come for the fork you'll be sorely disappointed." Oh man, I remember playing the demo for this back in middle school. Really freaked me the heck out. Thanks for the awesome review, as usual!

Mr. Horseshoe


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