Premium 360: High Noon Shit But At Midnight
Added 2025-05-25 21:34:30 +0000 UTCWhen did the magic die?
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“high-moon” was right there, fellas!
Alex Poovey
2025-09-05 11:57:15 +0000 UTCwhen i was a child in the 90s, i thought Dan Quayle and Evil Knieval were the same person, and somehow that person was also Dave Barry. Adult me can still see the logic in this.
SippyCup
2025-08-28 19:25:13 +0000 UTC"Dear Prudence; I have a problem most vexing to me. You see, I am a man of considerable wealth - both in coin and cunning - and as such I - naturally - have considered the end-times in many a fortnight." "However, and though my skill of strategic stewarship still knows no match, I find myself in the peculiar situation of being ever so bound by the faculties of the common man. " "Though still in my charge - and extravagantly so - I have, I must confess, the irksome sensation that in the time of my most urgent need, some of the men in my possession will "fuck me up", at their convenience, and with nary a second gander." "I write this to you, my most trusted and appreciated confidant. Can'st thou be the balm, to this most unsteady of hearts?" "... And if mere words cannot soothe, know thee of a contraption most peculiar and excitable, that could be affixed around the neck, as to guarantee the most servile of attitudes, of those for whom the clasp was gifted?" "Yours, always/The Dynamic".
Jesper Ohlsson
2025-05-31 23:24:32 +0000 UTCTarence: "Well, I think what we're entering here is a new world where - I mean, to make it a little explicit, a little on the nose - it's a perfect storm" Aaron: *grunting noise of mild disapproval*
Jesper Ohlsson
2025-05-31 15:58:30 +0000 UTC
