Premium 317: Eldritch Horrors For Harris
Added 2024-07-30 18:52:59 +0000 UTC
In which the Dems find their footing while looking to the past, and Israel erupts into chaos
Good to know I’m not the only parent who goes on about otherwise obscure historical topics to their kids, I figured I was just looney, lol. I’m surprised that neither one of my kids have stopped bringing up what they’re learning in social studies/history, b/c they know mom’s gonna have something to add. lol.
Jessica S
2024-08-16 23:05:45 +0000 UTC
Perfect banger episode from the trillbillies no one should be surprised, hell yeah fellas
The True Horror
2024-08-12 21:20:53 +0000 UTC
What would be great, and would let me enjoy the show more, was for you to not hope & wish for a genocide.
shrewdalma
2024-08-09 02:34:44 +0000 UTC
white dudes for Harold ☂️🪻🦄
FamilyGorgeous
2024-08-08 16:46:19 +0000 UTC
this is a vice article i would have read in 2014
Max Zell
2024-08-05 18:47:50 +0000 UTC
That one.
Jesper Ohlsson
2024-08-03 01:47:07 +0000 UTC
Which?
BookMisser
2024-08-02 20:38:43 +0000 UTC
Bringing Black Reconstruction to the DMV is the new bringing Infinite Jest to a bar, except it has a way higher chance of getting you laid.
Jesper Ohlsson
2024-08-02 19:15:19 +0000 UTC
It’s true and it drives me mad to acknowledge how antisemitic it sounds. Which is a testament to the well oiled propaganda machine they’ve had since Israel’s inception. Which itself sounds wildly antisemitic. (Even though it’s no secret that it’s not at all contested that the founders of Zionism believed propaganda was essential to Israel’s livelihood. My measure of uncontested history is whether you can find it on Wikipedia, lol.)
Of course, as you pointed out, one would have to live in a rational, morally consistent world for that to be uncontroversial. It also exposes the lies of responsibility to protect is, the farce of humanitarian intervention. All the reasons we’ve been given for “good intervention” are bullshit. No one here needs convincing of that, I imagine!
Jessica S
2024-08-02 08:45:39 +0000 UTC
The guys at Chapo have done so many Rod Dreher reading series, each and everyone I nearly split my sides laughing so hard. The idea that someone so potentially close to actual power considers him an inspiration, that’s unsettling. Because he’s not weird, he’s a frickin’ nut.
I think you guys are right about guys like him thinking that there’s this silent movement of people that believe they way they do, I hear it in the way they try to spin “values” into the core of the nation. (Spoiler alert, the founders values were concentrated to white male property owners, who agreed with with their position on England, lol.) I see the same flaw in their thinking as I do the inflated sense of importance twitter faithfuls place on the drama de jour, both the Drehers and the twits are extremely online. And because so many of those twits are journalist or the people that journalists turn to for content, they are able to stir up those who aren’t even on twitter at all. I constantly point this out along with the scant percentage of regular tweeters compared to world population and it’s like, no one needs to give a shit b/c what’s online doesn’t vibe with the majority of people. Same with Dreher et al. Because the feverishly scour the internet in order to compose their hot takes, and because they usual have a small but loud contingent of followers agreeing with everything they say, they extrapolate that to mankind entirely.
(I can’t bring myself to call twitter “X”. It’s so ridiculous, lol.)
Jessica S
2024-08-02 08:33:35 +0000 UTC
Hoping one of yall will send my love to Tanya; I miss her inputs <3
Armadillo_leaf
2024-08-01 20:28:30 +0000 UTC
BRING BACK BOB #BBB
Pattern Recognizer Jr
2024-08-01 19:23:36 +0000 UTC
Curious re the Thought & Prayers re the Green Party and investing in them to build their Party into a viable 3rd Party. Every 4 years it’s a wash for the Left, no matter who wins from the 2 Party yet people still sit on the fence ( or stay home) when there is literally a viable 3rd Party running on Policies 70% of Americans actually agree on…
MYK’L ROCKS
2024-07-31 21:52:53 +0000 UTC
dawg somebody tell my nigga aaron to stop interjecting himself into tarence’s externalized procedural journey to a proper articulation of his thought, particularly when you just gon clumsily impose some superficial extension upon it and repackage it as being original. tarence never speak up about it but you keep robbing us of his complete thought because you can’t exercise more discipline amidst your excited inspirations. i genuinely believe u not aware, so iont intend to suggest you’re consciously seeking credit for his ideas; i been listening for years and you often offer redeeming novel perspective. but hearing u interrupt his explanation of voting as a tactic, to tell us… how voting is a tactic (verbatim), but atomized, made me throw my joint cross the room and write my first fuckin parasocial comment — a most respectful and expectantly disregarded plea for u to tighten the fuck up.
beau
2024-07-31 21:17:18 +0000 UTC
I literally tell my child at least once every two months that Andrew Johnson was the worst president of all time. I read Foners Reconstruction. It just absolutely rocked my shit. All this beautiful stuff emerging from the ashes...along side northern capitalists and Southern planters using liberals in the legislative and reactionary guerillas in country side to destroy it and thereby create the foundation of our current hell world. And Johnson made sure it happened. I hope Satan gives him an extra poke today. Fuck Andrew Johnson! Forever!
Jennifer Hammerhead
2024-07-31 20:51:59 +0000 UTC
Secret Service Guy 1: "there's a guy running around on the roof over there."
Secret Service Guy 2: "huh. Well isn't that something."
Secret Service Guy 1: "..Yeah."
Jesper Ohlsson
2024-07-31 18:57:58 +0000 UTC
This is yall https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNXMbgc1/
gray
2024-07-31 17:45:55 +0000 UTC
was gonna like the episode but its on 69 i couldnt bring myself to
Noah Shue
2024-07-31 16:44:01 +0000 UTC
Yeah. When they began their terms, Barack Obama was 47, George W. Bush was 54, and Bill Clinton was 46 (for reference, Pete Buttigieg is currently 42). Trump was 70 and Biden was 78. At 60 on January 20, 2025, Kamala will actually be closer to Trump's age at his inauguration than to Barack or Bill at theirs. Is she "actively decaying live on national television" old? No, but... I've heard the line multiple times now that Kamala's getting the nod represents a transformative and meaningful passing of the torch to "the next generation" -- but Barack is only ~3 years older than her and became president going on 16 years ago. People who were 2 when he was elected can vote this year. Even if Kamala only serves one term, she'll still be older than Barack, Dubya, Bill, Jimmy, Gerald, Dick, and Lyndon all were when they finished theirs. I think having an actual corpse as president has skewed our perspective a bit.
Andrew
2024-07-31 15:38:48 +0000 UTC
Spalpeen has the anti-Irish history that they love to bring up to try to make themselves the most oppressed.
Eva
2024-07-31 15:26:10 +0000 UTC
the family is the base unit under capitalism. as you said terrence there is a dialect between the inevitable tendency of capitalism to atomize the family and its insatiable need for new labor fodder
Jacob Nathan
2024-07-31 15:14:30 +0000 UTC
“this is the scaring the hoes ticket” insightful lookin ass is why i pay for premium
Benji
2024-07-31 14:29:06 +0000 UTC
My butthole puckered when you said Dime square, horrible yuppy code for gentrified Chinatown. Excellent episode today tardy boys
Aubrey Jowers
2024-07-31 13:37:10 +0000 UTC
...I miss the days when "crypto" was only ever used if you were trying to slander someone, but avoid outright libel.
Jesper Ohlsson
2024-07-31 13:15:57 +0000 UTC
No one else is opposing her and donors no longer freaking out
Al Harris
2024-07-31 13:10:40 +0000 UTC
Society of the Kayfabe
Al Harris
2024-07-31 13:09:47 +0000 UTC
Batman is a cop, analogy holds
Al Harris
2024-07-31 13:09:21 +0000 UTC
Lina Khan is probably the best hire on the Biden admin so of course they’re gonna roll back even whatever little she was able to accomplish lmao (not that there’s been any massive antitrust wins)
Brolin Xavier
2024-07-31 13:06:04 +0000 UTC
Pour one out for Max Boot’s wife
Wilford
2024-07-31 11:14:23 +0000 UTC
I grew up in a church where watching TV or listening to the radio were kind of forbidden (TV explicitly, radio less so) and one day a guy stood up and gave his testimony that he had recently heard a 'poem' about a father and son, and then a quiet chuckle spread throughout the crowd when we all kind of figured out he was talking about the country song
Andrew Dunn
2024-07-31 10:02:17 +0000 UTC
I think Terrance's description of the capitalism, family politics feedback loop, is enough to justify popping this one to the public. Or clipping it.
Brandon Engmark
2024-07-31 07:05:37 +0000 UTC
Machiavelli was a (r)epublican who hated aristocracts as weird freaks and I WILL NOT have him compared with Hillary Clinton!
pelicans123
2024-07-31 03:55:40 +0000 UTC
There was a dumb song on the radio a while back. It was a country song about a kid acting out and his dad asking him where he learned to act like that. The child said something to the effect of "I learned it from you dad.”
Anyway, I think it sums up the USA and Israel: Joe telling BiBi he can’t have the toy til the nuggets are gone.
Luke S
2024-07-31 02:18:06 +0000 UTC
Phantasmagoria, great Grace&Tony album
Mark Hardgrove
2024-07-31 02:08:14 +0000 UTC
I don't want to be too "heteroflexible" here, but the sincere and heartfelt thought that you have been putting into the tactics of voting is fucking sexy.
Sam Elzarian
2024-07-31 01:30:05 +0000 UTC
Hell yeah
Shelby Lowrie
2024-07-31 01:23:05 +0000 UTC
Thank you for acknowledging your tardiness. I was beginning to think some tragedy had befallen you all.
P.S. I am a diabolical Bob fan and am looking forward to the extended Dylan universe.
Shelby Lowrie
2024-07-31 01:19:04 +0000 UTC
The Times is already going on about how “Kamala’s progressive ideas from 2020 might hurt her.” God forbid she wants to lower the Medicare age to 64 or something crazy like that.
Louis
2024-07-31 01:08:04 +0000 UTC
It's not power for powers sake. Bourgeois electoralism is about dividing and conquering the working class. Don't forget that this shit is kayfabe.
Sai
2024-07-31 00:11:36 +0000 UTC
It's weird to hear all these american alt-right Martin Prince people apparently talking about a new american Caesar.
It's weird because giving a shit about the structure of the roman empire is something you have to go to college for - or be in a very weird chat-group - to care about as a contemporary american.
It's also weird because despite what they think they know about the roman empire, I know for a fact that they don't know shit about it. I don't know shit about it, but I've "been to college", so I can recognize when someone has a "back of a cereal-box understanding" of something, and just decide to go at it anyway.
It's also weird because these are, essentially, "heterosexual f-slur"-people who would be the first out for a new Night of the Long Knives-situation if the fantasy of a neo-roman-empire ever hit the contemporary US.
It's also weird because it's so obviously alt-right cope. You're a soft boy who can't maintain eye-contact with a cashier, but you're all in on the idea of you being elevated as a lieutenant in the neo-roman US empire as an inevitability?
By whom? And for what? The background-ideological factors of neo/classical fascist ideals are beauty, strength, will to power, etc.
You're not beautiful, you probably smell, you can't stop mumbling when I talk to you, but I'm supposed to look beyond that and consider "all that you've done, posting?" in a new world-order?
Obviously, all of what this new soft-boy-alt-right people want is incoherent, and they can't see themself as occupying the same space that someone who would otherwise just be called an f-slur, and draw some kind of logical conclusion from that.
...but this weirdly specific fixation on a new modern Roman empire is particularly odd. It's not going to happen, but if it did, you'd be the first useful idiots to be offed.
...And it's not going to happen because you missunderstand the modern context. You think there's still a lot of room for drastic reinvention of any nation's general fabric, when all evidence (worringly) points towards a kind of nervous consensus, and if you try something - relatively benign - like Brexit, you get immediately disciplined.
//I know it's dumb to even entertain this idea, but I'm in a good mood (been out; good wine).
EDIT//:
All this "new-Rome" shit should be understood as the mirror of american left-leaning people intuiting the largely on-rails nature of things; to the point where the US president talks and acts like they're the senior member of a Facebook-group, and not someone who ostensibly "can do things".
..they're me at 17, being neo-pagan and thinking I can throw spells to make my life better. Except they're in their 40's, have wives who hate them, and still don't understand anything.
Jesper Ohlsson
2024-07-30 23:43:59 +0000 UTC
I’m sorry for being blunt but israel is a modern day Nazi state and the US is the fourth Reich. If we lived in a moral world Israel would’ve been invaded and destroyed by able countries to stop the slaughter. But the US still runs the world. Not for long. But it still does now.
M
2024-07-30 22:42:01 +0000 UTC
...I'd like to think my once-a-week or so google-search for stuff like "JD Vance Pedophile" is my way of giving back in some small way, as a foreign outside agitator.
It's completely earnest, because I'm not on twitter, but the time between my curiosity being piqued and "..ugh, who gives a shit" is maybe 3 seconds, so I very rarely get to the bottom of any of the mini-dramas I hear about on podcasts.
But if it helps the algorithm, I don't mind.
Jesper Ohlsson
2024-07-30 22:19:25 +0000 UTC
Andrew Johnson: “if you give a black man a cookie, he’ll want a glass of milk too”
William
2024-07-30 22:02:01 +0000 UTC
The way Kamala talks about "the situation in Gaza" is like a 50's housewife in a Todd Hayne's movie asking her abusive husband for a new washer.
Jesper Ohlsson
2024-07-30 21:52:01 +0000 UTC
Aaron should show up to the Kamala Harris event in a "White dudes for Harris" shirt just like there are always dozens of white people wearing "Blacks for Trump" gear at Trump rallies.
Lucy McGillicuddy
2024-07-30 21:33:44 +0000 UTC
Isn’t she just not the official nominee yet? Seems like it’s actually super normal to decline a debate with someone that’s not even officially the person you’ll be running against. Am I nuts? I’m so confused.
Katherine Moss
2024-07-30 21:22:04 +0000 UTC
Just wanna say Kamala is 59, she’s borderline old herself. Definitely not middle aged.
Matt Esparza
2024-07-30 21:17:02 +0000 UTC
Absolute banger.
Lucy McGillicuddy
2024-07-30 20:40:09 +0000 UTC
I'm starting to get the shakes after not hearing from Bob for too long
Tom's Trips Official
2024-07-30 20:30:04 +0000 UTC
I just assumed that Vance was put in there on account of Thiel giving millions of dollars if they did
William
2024-07-30 20:26:52 +0000 UTC
I've always been partial to galumpus myself.
Le Sorcier
2024-07-30 20:11:02 +0000 UTC
If there was a genuine left-wing populist that had a real shot at the presidency, you can bet your ass you'd see something like a Buttigieg/Hawley team-up.
Le Sorcier
2024-07-30 20:09:17 +0000 UTC
Banger first 10 seconds
Richard Cochnar
2024-07-30 20:07:57 +0000 UTC
The right could be goaded into using older and older insults like flapdoodle or ninnyhammer
Zach H.
2024-07-30 19:37:48 +0000 UTC
Regarding or bound to ones fate
McMiller
2024-07-30 19:36:45 +0000 UTC
The etymology of that word is really interesting as well. Things are definitely getting wyrd.
Thomb Thumb
2024-07-30 19:09:51 +0000 UTC
weird is one of my favorite words and it’s going to be memed to death 😩
Billiam
2024-07-30 19:07:44 +0000 UTC
Yes!!
Kaz jennifer Louise Lasker Schwarz
2024-07-30 18:59:26 +0000 UTC
I love that the minute I started this, I was also talking about Weird Ass Niggas.
Nancy Pelosi
2024-07-30 18:55:53 +0000 UTC