Premium 308: Melungeon Gold
Added 2024-06-10 22:41:33 +0000 UTC
We get to the bottom of Sting's "tantric sex " comments
I’ll listen to Tom eating like Tom will listen to Jeremy Irons eating
linden.lime
2025-03-06 15:48:04 +0000 UTC
2cb was actually legally sold as a sex enhancer until the 1990s
TJ
2024-06-30 17:38:25 +0000 UTC
The Apostle Paul once called himself Gods Flakiest Friend, Im pretty sure.
Trey
2024-06-20 19:01:20 +0000 UTC
is this the real reason why programmed to chill ended? jimmy discovered that bob dylan was behind some of the worlds most heinous acts?
hatsune kiku
2024-06-18 23:22:06 +0000 UTC
This has to be a troll. You didn’t seriously take time out of your day to write to trillbillies customer service did you?
Feedbag
2024-06-17 08:29:45 +0000 UTC
Mdma is absolutely not a psychedelic. It’s for people who are too wussy to do real drugs.
Feedbag
2024-06-17 05:31:34 +0000 UTC
Love you folks. You be you. It's all good.
Lee Cokorinos
2024-06-16 16:22:25 +0000 UTC
RE your assertion on Episode 387 about Patreon subscribers loving the Dylan schtick (BTW non subscribers are subs & subscribers are doms): I'll stay subscribed no matter how shitty your Patreon episodes are, BUT shit like the episode after your San Francisco trip is garbage. It's not the Dylan voice. It's that it was both devoid of content AND not funny. // I don't have a podcast, so my output is precisely jack shit & as such your bad episodes are better than my zero episodes. Still, please do something better than the 2 mics talking about nothing. Get any 3rd person on so there's at least 3 people talking about nothing OR just don't put out an episode when you have nothing good. It's fine. I'm pretty sure most people will put up with a "no episode" week every once in a while.
Dan Davis
2024-06-16 12:51:46 +0000 UTC
Darius Rucker travels back in time to April 30, 1960 to warn eastern Kentucky native Francis Gary Powers "They're gonna shoot down your U-2."
Lucy McGillicuddy
2024-06-16 02:47:54 +0000 UTC
Diabolical bob and an unhinged sexually charged atmosphere... i'm never unsubbing
Betsy
2024-06-16 01:49:11 +0000 UTC
tom saying women dont know how much eating pussy hurts...during pride....interesting
patsy montana
2024-06-15 19:53:49 +0000 UTC
I've definitely flexed with "just so you know I have TMJ" so they know the sacrifice I'm making.
Lucy McGillicuddy
2024-06-15 11:03:14 +0000 UTC
I saw a bumper sticker about 15 years ago that said "I am pro-paw paw and I vote." I think about that message to this day.
Lucy McGillicuddy
2024-06-15 07:36:32 +0000 UTC
Did I miss a memo and were doing face id on our phones? I though it was bad because cops could just put your phone in front of your face to unlock it.
Lucy McGillicuddy
2024-06-15 07:33:27 +0000 UTC
She absolutely does.
Lucy McGillicuddy
2024-06-15 07:24:46 +0000 UTC
I saw a bumper sticker about 15 years ago that said "I am pro-paw-paw and I vote." I still think about that.
Lucy McGillicuddy
2024-06-15 07:16:14 +0000 UTC
//Friday
I was admittedly a bit distracted while listening (doing summer-planting stuff), but it seems like the gist of that book is about the gulf between seeing "a resource for what it is, to whatever capacity it provides, to whoever needs it, at the pace it is needed" (ie, the way a normal person would) and the modern, capitalistic way of looking at it, which is "this resource is potentially worth X, but it stops being worth exactly X very shortly after we rev up the extraction-industry needed to push the value X from it, at which point it slowly or rapidly starts depreciating in value, which in turn has a cascading effect on things like market speculation on that value, ie, stocks, and the combined effect of these two skewed factors (perceived depreciating value, and expectations of ever-green-growth via speculation) heavily colors "what is possible", as far as future possibilites goes?
Is this the gist of it?
If it is - and I have the feeling that it is - it's one of those things that "seem difficult to understand by lay people" only if you feel holden to things like "worrying about stake-holders" or similar.
If you're just joe-schmo off the street, you actually have to do a fair amount of suspention of disbelief to stretch your own concerns in a way that encompasses something so far outside of your own reality like quarterly dividends (as reasons for why people/companies do what they do).
If you're "just some guy", this is an "opt-into" layer of unnecessary problems to devote a lot of time and energy towards (even if you believe "these people" in their heart of hearts "mean well, and want to do what's right", which I do think is often the case; they're just tasking themselves with trying to push a cube into a triangular hole).
...the obvious answer here is to "duh, just don't have those perimeters for your lived-experience, of what you dream of for the future, and by extention imagine being possible", but that's not how these things work.
If you can get this guest on the pod, I'd love to hear an interview. Not going to read her book though; I'm sadly illiterate.
Jesper Ohlsson
2024-06-15 00:18:39 +0000 UTC
???? There was once a whole ass woman on the show believe it or not
Jasmine
2024-06-14 23:53:15 +0000 UTC
All I have to do to not hear Bob is unsub? Bet.
Matthew Trimble
2024-06-14 23:37:25 +0000 UTC
diabolical bob kills me, absolutely hilarious 🙏
RBayWest
2024-06-14 22:25:34 +0000 UTC
With love Terrance, no more bob please
Taz
2024-06-14 22:03:09 +0000 UTC
love it for me when tom says moneyfornothinanthechicksforfree
hatsune kiku
2024-06-14 01:21:33 +0000 UTC
Tom it’s money for nothin CHECKS for free, not chicks
Jay S.
2024-06-13 17:55:39 +0000 UTC
Nice. Plus that whole Traveling Wilburys thing...feat the boys and Roy
Joebaby
2024-06-13 10:09:45 +0000 UTC
This is a writers room bitch
Ceruleania
2024-06-13 02:44:46 +0000 UTC
Just thought of this one.
(teens in 2017): I think I'm gonna buy a Juuuuuul
Tom's Trips Official
2024-06-13 01:24:06 +0000 UTC
Diabolical Bob!
Evan Hayward
2024-06-12 22:23:26 +0000 UTC
Classic ep. Love y’all boys
cccph
2024-06-12 18:43:54 +0000 UTC
I know I'm two days late to the party, but this is Darius Rucker in line to see the first Pokemon movie: "I only wanna see Mewtwo!"
Guy Incognito
2024-06-12 17:31:10 +0000 UTC
he wasn’t
topclock
2024-06-12 17:31:06 +0000 UTC
Good lord. lol.
TheRedHollow
2024-06-12 16:14:52 +0000 UTC
I'd be curious to hear how Snagglepuss might approach impersonating Bob Dylan, even
Larry Dairy
2024-06-12 16:14:36 +0000 UTC
I'm from where the only place venus flytraps are known to be native to (Wilmington nc area) and our local teams get names like the sharks and the sea dawgs. Been pissing me off my whole life
Will N
2024-06-12 14:24:29 +0000 UTC
To me this episode is 1 hour and 40 minutes of tantric sex and I loved it
Abbie
2024-06-12 13:24:38 +0000 UTC
“You can be baptized. Then you can write Money for Nothing. With the slurs!”
Ceruleania
2024-06-12 04:35:55 +0000 UTC
4 minutes into this episode Tarence drops “what’s your tight end gonna be receiving? Probably something a lil bigger right? 😏” and the boys just move right on without even touching that. Professionals to the core.
Chapo has always branded nu metal as right wing
2024-06-12 01:34:34 +0000 UTC
I have actually had a meltdown thinking about how paw paws are this delicious fleshy fruit that has evolved to rot and create baby paw paws with the ample seeds and then convinced myself I was a bad biological creature because I don't want to have kids after thinking too much about paw paws .... happy to hear I'm not the only one who has come to dramatic assessments about the paw paws ....
L
2024-06-12 01:07:22 +0000 UTC
love this lol
sarah
2024-06-12 00:45:32 +0000 UTC
I fear there are no drugs involved in the making of this production. That’s what keeps me up at night
sarah
2024-06-12 00:42:31 +0000 UTC
I'm here for the nutsack content. -- God's Fake Friend
auf die Welle
2024-06-12 00:38:17 +0000 UTC
2CE is definitely not mild. If you haven't tried it you should it's pretty crazy. It literally had me seeing unicorns on the walls 😂 but the two times I did it I definitely did a heroic dose according to erowid
Andrew Owens
2024-06-12 00:12:13 +0000 UTC
1:04:18 I've never heard you laugh that hard before Tarence
Trixie
2024-06-11 23:27:26 +0000 UTC
You guys need to do a live show because I need to see your faces when you're laughing like this
Trixie
2024-06-11 23:19:58 +0000 UTC
can the next ep please be the odyssey of Bob Dylan and Snagglepuss getting fucked up on Melungeonn Gold and attempting to navigate the state funded healthcare system??
Lindsay
2024-06-11 22:42:18 +0000 UTC
Darius goes back to 2008 and warns George Bush "somebody's gonna throw a shoeeeeee"
Rae Rae
2024-06-11 22:15:49 +0000 UTC
Stewart Copeland also did the excellent soundtrack for Spyro the Dragon. Related?
Tom's Trips Official
2024-06-11 21:48:10 +0000 UTC
Seriously on the Hootie riffing, I needed that shit today.
Jana Blunt
2024-06-11 21:46:52 +0000 UTC
The Police got their name because Stewart Copeland’s dad was CIA. I’m not making this up.
foreversincebreakfast
2024-06-11 21:36:44 +0000 UTC
The last few minutes were an absolute blessing. The hootie riffing I didn't know I needed.
Other opportunities:
I'm thinkin that I got swine fluuuu
(time traveling back to when the first cow ancestor evolved) I think you gotta try to mooooo
(present when Dave Grohl was forming a band called Fighters) I think that you should add a Foooooo
Tom's Trips Official
2024-06-11 21:00:27 +0000 UTC
Gonna call the dispensary and see if they’ve got any mulguneon gold
Mae Berens
2024-06-11 20:55:30 +0000 UTC
Quality
Jana Blunt
2024-06-11 20:50:13 +0000 UTC
My dad was telling me this morning about how he found the point in the Red Sea where Moses parted it. Apparently it’s only like 50 miles across. He keeps talking about how the Jews were enslaved in Egypt for hundred of years. I just need to tell someone. I’m gonna end up in the rubber room. These fucking idiots and their magic fucking book…
Chapo has always branded nu metal as right wing
2024-06-11 20:41:00 +0000 UTC
The prophet Darius is greater than bob
William
2024-06-11 20:26:53 +0000 UTC
Turned off at warnings ⚠️ ty
E
2024-06-11 19:51:34 +0000 UTC
My gf wants to eat a paw paw so badly that we’re going to travel for it next year. Now you’re telling me she wants one because they resemble a pair of SDNs?
Richard Cochnar
2024-06-11 19:20:11 +0000 UTC
I’ve been swimming more lately and can confirm the sack shrink.
My junk was looking like chewed bubble gum that fell on a dirty barber shop floor, real great for my self esteem
Cullen S
2024-06-11 18:57:18 +0000 UTC
I think we’re gonna call it sooooouuuuuuppppp
Patrick
2024-06-11 18:30:03 +0000 UTC
in my pants im gonna Goo-ooooooooooo
carl
2024-06-11 18:19:50 +0000 UTC
7 hour hardcast or I'm unsubscribing
Jenital
2024-06-11 18:18:33 +0000 UTC
She probably knows more about them than the boys do! 😂
Mary Radford
2024-06-11 17:31:11 +0000 UTC
Tom’s dismay when the taming of the shrew line drops 🤣🤣🤣
Noah Shue
2024-06-11 17:30:18 +0000 UTC
I literally always thought he was having sex for 7 hrs lmao I feel so deceived 🥸
Karen Agena
2024-06-11 17:30:11 +0000 UTC
I would love to hear her thoughts.
Noah Shue
2024-06-11 17:29:40 +0000 UTC
Here I was thinking I’m the only guy who accidentally incapacitates myself for a few mins by sitting on it 🤣
Noah Shue
2024-06-11 17:26:52 +0000 UTC
Nut sac convos make me really miss Tanya
Mary Radford
2024-06-11 17:17:40 +0000 UTC
wait women listen to this??
Jacob Nathan
2024-06-11 17:00:08 +0000 UTC
I appreciate the more serious and high minded episodes you guys do, but silly episodes of the two of you just chopping it up is why I'm a loyal Trillbillies subscriber
Matthew Perpetua
2024-06-11 16:33:18 +0000 UTC
I did 2ce in college and stared at a pixelated moon for about 3 hours. But honestly it coulda been anything a septimed art major sold it to me.
creetch
2024-06-11 15:48:08 +0000 UTC
ALL TOM WANTS TO DO IS CHEEEWWWWWWWWWWEW
AL
2024-06-11 14:31:50 +0000 UTC
This fuckin episode is so beautifully unhinged.
AL
2024-06-11 14:27:34 +0000 UTC
Thank you for finally closing the gaping maw that was the lack of nutsack discourse on the Left.
ben shull
2024-06-11 12:46:35 +0000 UTC
There is a legit Dylan-Knopfler connection! Mark Knopfler produced Bob Dylan’s 1984 album Infidels. A year before Money For Nothing.
foreversincebreakfast
2024-06-11 12:46:20 +0000 UTC
Venus fly trap mascot just swallowing kids’ heads in the stands
Dame
2024-06-11 12:39:14 +0000 UTC
The Syracuse Orange mascot was perfectly built for fresh produce football
Dame
2024-06-11 12:38:17 +0000 UTC
Bringing back Kony2012 but it’s about generational trauma
Brolin Xavier
2024-06-11 12:35:19 +0000 UTC
Have you or a loved one been affected by the urge to grovel?
Trixie
2024-06-11 12:23:10 +0000 UTC
I always thought mescaline was overrated. 2CB is amazing though. :)
Miles_B
2024-06-11 12:09:18 +0000 UTC
Bob wasn't gonna make me stop listening but "CORNerback" might, cmon Tarence
Trixie
2024-06-11 11:59:40 +0000 UTC
I keep mixing up morgellons and melungeon in my head. I know at least one isn't real.
Jesper Ohlsson
2024-06-11 11:18:38 +0000 UTC
Ran out of fingers after ten, boys.
Cory Waring
2024-06-11 10:16:30 +0000 UTC
Hell yeah, fuck the Dylan haters. Every week a new impersonation sounds uncannily like Bobby D.
Cory Waring
2024-06-11 10:08:01 +0000 UTC
I think I’m gonna eat my poooooooo
Evensmallermicropeenhus
2024-06-11 06:08:47 +0000 UTC
Is horny Tarence back?
MallSoft 95
2024-06-11 06:06:32 +0000 UTC
About time someone went after Sting
Tyler Pittman
2024-06-11 06:04:07 +0000 UTC
bless y'alls fuckin dumb ass hearts 🥲
spoon
2024-06-11 05:48:02 +0000 UTC
You guys need some Diabolical Bob Dylan merch.
Kaj412
2024-06-11 03:57:48 +0000 UTC
I cannot say the same for all 2c analogues
bnlar
2024-06-11 03:36:26 +0000 UTC
Yeah if you can get your hands on some I recommend it for a good occasion. Don’t snort it straight up. Burns. If you take it nasally do it in a water solution.
bnlar
2024-06-11 03:35:28 +0000 UTC
Don’t ever change. You don’t know it, but this episode examines political economy just like a “serious” one does.
bnlar
2024-06-11 03:34:00 +0000 UTC
Been waiting so long for yall to make the connection that petty Dylan and knopfler are the same guy
Noah Shue
2024-06-11 03:32:24 +0000 UTC
My brother showed me this metal band a while back called "Berried Alive" and all of their songs are fruit puns, such as Bomegranate, Grape Digger, and Havocado. Which I think would be great team names for this new football/supermarket sweep league!
Tanner
2024-06-11 03:30:54 +0000 UTC
Hell yeah Dylan’s back babbbbyyyy
Kelley
2024-06-11 02:41:44 +0000 UTC
2-CB is fantastic and Shulgin’s books are legitimately fascinating. Pihkal is one of my favorites- the recipes that make up the entire second 500 pages are completely impossible to reproduce without DEA levels of industrial chemical access and multiple PhDs but even reading those are a fun romp through the mind of someone who really knew what they were doing.
Daryl Dingman
2024-06-11 02:08:42 +0000 UTC
Someone should make a Looney Tunes style of cat and mouse cartoon where a toddler-sized Allen Dulles and James Jesus Angleton chase Fidel Castro and Che Guevara, who always manage to escape in zany and improbable ways
voteforjefe
2024-06-11 02:04:36 +0000 UTC
I recently came up with the idea that mascots are now players in whatever professional sports but they're agents of chaos that don't play for either side. Their entire purpose is to fuck up the game for everyone else.
Imagine trying to play a normal game of basketball and Benny the Bull comes out of the sidelines and just tackles someone mid-dunk.
Imagine the Phillie Phanatic swapping your bat with one of those mini bats.
Imagine Iceburgh the Penguin adding in two additional pucks to the game.
I would ABSOLUTELY watch EVERY SPORT EVER if this was the case.
æmbər
2024-06-11 01:56:31 +0000 UTC
excellent episode lads, may Bob live forever
9/11 riff killed me
Ian
2024-06-11 01:39:49 +0000 UTC
2cb fucking rocks
Matt Esparza
2024-06-11 01:38:16 +0000 UTC
when i was in first grade one of the third graders ate a bunch of poison ivy in front of everyone to prove he was tougher than poison ivy.
topclock
2024-06-11 01:36:31 +0000 UTC
Not gonna lie, I was really wondering where the Parable of the Ten Ping Pong Balls was going.
Grant
2024-06-11 01:33:02 +0000 UTC
I feel so seen to hear paw-paws mentioned. Otherwise known as the Indiana Banana. This things are so good. It's insane they arent more utilized in cooking but I guess theyre hard to come by. Hit me up with Paw Paw recipes
JacobSchwinn
2024-06-11 00:28:22 +0000 UTC
I listen to that year zero ep all the time when I need some easy listening. Fully support this
William
2024-06-11 00:24:55 +0000 UTC
I’m afraid to hear what I’m gonna hear when I press play…
Bryan Welch
2024-06-11 00:11:58 +0000 UTC
have you thought about doing another year zero with jimmy falyn gong and alex aviña? jimmy interviewed him when his big foreign exchange piece came out and they were riffing wild about sicario. itd be a nice follow up when you had jimm and dimitri on about pynchon
daniel
2024-06-11 00:01:13 +0000 UTC
We are learning all kinds of shit with this episode! 😆
Savanna LaMaison
2024-06-10 23:55:04 +0000 UTC
I love you guys
McMiller
2024-06-10 22:55:04 +0000 UTC
About to fly from Denver to Louisville thank you Trillbillies 🙏
Jonathan Howard
2024-06-10 22:46:04 +0000 UTC
i literally love him
FamilyGorgeous
2024-06-10 22:43:29 +0000 UTC
the only man i love more than Bob is Sting
FamilyGorgeous
2024-06-10 22:43:19 +0000 UTC