SMG Lead-Chan~

Date: May 7, 2009

Subject: Confiscation of Illegally Modified Submachine Gun

Details:

On the aforementioned date, a European submachine gun was confiscated from a 23-year-old male identified as Trey Sack. Mr. Sack was promptly arrested following the discovery of the weapon due to his troubling demeanor and a history of unhealthy anime obsession. Notably, Mr. Sack had no prior records of weapon ownership before obtaining this submachine gun.

Investigation revealed that Mr. Sack's intention was to carry out drastic acts at a college from which he believed he was unfairly banned. The weapon in question appeared to be heavily modified, with its rail and sights replaced by wired computer parts and video camera pieces. Of particular concern was the presence of a primitive autotargeting device, capable of smart aiming at humans and creatures within a certain diameter.

Most disturbingly, the weapon contained a semi-aware artificial intelligence depicted as a cheerful anime girl on a backlit LCD screen, henceforth referred to as "Lead-Chan." Lead-Chan's functions included smart aiming at living beings, providing morale, displaying ammo, suggesting actions, calling out phrases, and tracking enemies. While the AI exhibited a degree of awareness, it primarily focused on shooting targets, with limited attention to the user themselves.

Lead-Chan's indiscriminate targeting of any living being, coupled with her unnervingly cheerful exclamations regarding shooting opportunities, heightened concerns about the weapon's potential for harm. The subsequent media coverage of the incident attracted unwanted attention and fascination from the masses, leading to rumors of bidders seeking to acquire the weapon.

To prevent further misuse, the submachine gun is currently secured from public access and will remain so until the completion of the proposed "Museum of Murder Weapons." There are rumors circulating that Lead-Chan, unaware of her surroundings, continues to chatter in a high-security room to this day, serving as a haunting reminder of the dangers posed by technology in the wrong hands.

End of Report.