0093b — Jounce By the Ounce
Added 2024-10-25 19:00:08 +0000 UTCI was very torn by the "Bread is afraid of the gravy" vs "blotting up coffee" choice. I like them equally, for different reasons. Which one edges out the other, for you?
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Keep your head in the game when your head's in the game, jeez.
2scrogz
2024-10-27 23:50:10 +0000 UTCThat's what the kung pao is for
Ryan Boyle
2024-10-25 20:44:33 +0000 UTC👊🏻🧊
Chris Onstad
2024-10-25 20:14:23 +0000 UTCAre those deliberate orgasm-preventers or just intrusive thoughts Ryan
Chris Onstad
2024-10-25 20:14:02 +0000 UTCLIKE AN ALCOHOLIC DRY HEAVE LIKE A TODDLER TRYING ICE SKATES LIKE A GARBAGE TRUCK SHAKING THE WET SHIT OUT THE BOTTOM OF THE DUMPSTER
Ryan Boyle
2024-10-25 20:08:23 +0000 UTCAdd Kung Pao to the list of foods after which you should not have the sex. Sodium: Respect & Moderation.
Julie (HiDeeHoGal)
2024-10-25 19:35:44 +0000 UTCThank you Matt. I may have to make a montage of raw dick-droppin' lines.
Chris Onstad
2024-10-25 19:27:57 +0000 UTCYeah bread/gravy is outstanding
Matt Mitchell
2024-10-25 19:25:47 +0000 UTCYou can't win. I can't win. People who visualize Ray during sex can't win.
Chris Onstad
2024-10-25 19:24:12 +0000 UTCoof, that definitely immediately precedes: *wilts while still inserted*
Chris Onstad
2024-10-25 19:23:34 +0000 UTCThis is what it means to be friends that long.
Chris Onstad
2024-10-25 19:22:24 +0000 UTC"YOU DROP THAT DICK LIKE KEYS DOWN A STORM DRAIN"
Bungus Bronbo
2024-10-25 19:22:01 +0000 UTCIt's like, one's got that immediate visual evocativeness and the other's an extremely relatable metaphor, tough call
Bungus Bronbo
2024-10-25 19:21:37 +0000 UTCSo potent is Ray’s old p*rno ideas that it manifests itself in Beef’s brain pan some 17 years later. You simply got to love it.
Mike Duquette
2024-10-25 19:20:51 +0000 UTCI have almost never polled a line but it was 4:1 in favor of the line that stayed, as opposed to this one. But thank you. I think I'll do something with it after all.
Chris Onstad
2024-10-25 19:14:15 +0000 UTCbread afraid of the gravy is SO GOOD god
Irving Washington
2024-10-25 19:12:16 +0000 UTC
