0070 — Outtakes from the Carpal Tunnel to Hell (two pages)
Added 2024-06-21 19:00:05 +0000 UTCWe seem to have a new storyline in the works. It was time. I have an idea which requires multiple installments to properly demonstrate. Enjoy the ride, as this one will get both (a) terrifying, and (b) quite silly.
Comments
I read this a few times and just now realizing that "jail grail" is peak Onstad in that it is: 1) Newly constructed from whole linguistic cloth 2) Immediately understandable, despite 3) making the least amount of sense of all the proffered options
Brandon Rahhal
2024-08-06 13:46:13 +0000 UTCI shared the phrase "Fart Beach" with my husband and I'm pretty sure I'll be hearing it for the rest of my life now.
Julie
2024-06-26 00:29:01 +0000 UTCMotherfucker do not even play I have done a good job deleting that storyline from my headcanon.
Nicholas Williams
2024-06-22 03:54:41 +0000 UTCc'mon nicholas, this week it's tryouts for the wrestling team
Douglas Wykstra
2024-06-22 03:33:01 +0000 UTCCarpal tunnel to hell, a keeper if there ever was one
Stavro
2024-06-22 00:19:05 +0000 UTCFart Beach for President
Rob Dalton
2024-06-22 00:18:43 +0000 UTCI'm not going back in that van Chris.
Nicholas Williams
2024-06-21 20:55:02 +0000 UTCAye! You kiss my mother with that mouth?
Anthony Thompson
2024-06-21 20:54:36 +0000 UTCNice Pete has the samurai look going on in the strip proper, but it appears as though he may be reverting to his Murder Pomade in the near future. Excited to see what's next!
Douglas Wykstra
2024-06-21 20:49:42 +0000 UTCLost Powers of Egypt. Hella t shirt potential.
Dan W
2024-06-21 20:33:50 +0000 UTCScary when Nice Pete's eyes get so small
Ismini Roller
2024-06-21 20:12:47 +0000 UTCLego is releasing a Star Wars set of the Millennium Falcon BUT EVIL, which contains the inexplicable accessory of "Beach Luke," so, uh,
Ian Stewart
2024-06-21 19:22:48 +0000 UTCMy mother, may she rest in peace, would have slapped my face off my head if I talked about my buttocks in such a way.
Julie (HiDeeHoGal)
2024-06-21 19:12:06 +0000 UTCprison, jail, crotch notch, ass canyon, butt, crevice, crack, mule, fart beach, all this and more for only a few extra bucks a month
Bungus Bronbo
2024-06-21 19:09:22 +0000 UTCI like big fart beaches and I cannot lie
Aaron J. Rushton
2024-06-21 19:03:03 +0000 UTC
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