0065 — Hot Piss Siroccos off of “Fuck Craigslist Friday”
Added 2024-05-17 19:00:05 +0000 UTCAt the appointed time, at the appointed place. Unlike so may Craigslist experiences. This could have been its own graphic novel, and should be, but not tonight, for I am so very tired, and still need to sell a semi-functional two-stroke gas augur and also a mountain bike I had to clipper out of a bunch of ivy.
Comments
I think "like a dirty man drives" is funny enough to have made the final.
Max Crowe
2024-05-18 14:20:45 +0000 UTCTeodor's tiny little tits in that shirt are just too perfect.
C C
2024-05-18 00:12:25 +0000 UTCPat immediately becomes maybe fifteen percent likeable whenever he evinces self-awareness about his whole deal. Also, he is correct: anyone who dares Pat to be mean to them has just committed the rhetorical equivalent of throwing Br'er Rabbit into the briar patch.
Douglas Wykstra
2024-05-17 20:25:53 +0000 UTCWe can be the change we want to see in the world. Shouldn't be a hard community project, assign a couple people some months or years in the archive and a spreadsheet. I'd like to see "Fuck along, now" in a dataset
Bungus Bronbo
2024-05-17 19:51:30 +0000 UTC“You’re just exploiting people’s fear of seeming mean! Well, you have no IDEA who you’re dealing with!” I have been to this place before and when that part of me gets unlocked even I am unsure where the dust will settle.
Elyse
2024-05-17 19:29:16 +0000 UTCI also do not talk to my father 😆 don't mess with me!
Jenn
2024-05-17 19:28:51 +0000 UTCCornelius has been full of choler and sherry lately!
Cf Duddy
2024-05-17 19:23:27 +0000 UTCAnd I wait for the appointed time, when the moon is lighting the pitch At which point my craigslist friend, who looks just like me, arrives, and we make a switch (money for two mixing bowls with [undisclosed] stickers for the band Subcutaneous Fungus on them)
Chris Daniels
2024-05-17 19:12:15 +0000 UTCPhilippe has two categories of old men. Nice, and dirty.
J Hardy Carroll
2024-05-17 19:11:32 +0000 UTCI'm not supposed to be able to see this, am I?
Matthew Harris
2024-05-17 19:08:35 +0000 UTCPatrick Reynolds, my beloved. In this specific instance only.
Julie (HiDeeHoGal)
2024-05-17 19:05:06 +0000 UTCHow many "Connie's furious" sayings did you have cooked up? Can they be listed somewhere for our amusement?
Josh Egbert
2024-05-17 19:03:46 +0000 UTC
