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The Hummus Technique That Saved America (five words)

INGREDIENTS (see photo)

15.5oz can chickpeas, drained

2 tbsp lemon juice

1/4c tahini

1 clove garlic, smashed

1/4c olive oil

1 tbsp toasted sesame oil

1 tsp ground cumin

1/2 tsp salt

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TECHNIQUE

Food processor, high, two minutes. 

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(THIS PART IS NOT RECIPE) The difference between fresh homemade hummus and refrigerated store-bought is so vast that I defy you to give two squats about the texture and flavor difference between this hummus, and a hummus where dried chickpeas were soaked overnight, boiled with baking soda, painstakingly hand-skinned for ten minutes, and blended in precious stages. Plus, this method has more fiber, and Americans are in a fiber crisis, so you need the hummus immediately, not one metric fusspot from now. 


The Hummus Technique That Saved America (five words) The Hummus Technique That Saved America (five words) The Hummus Technique That Saved America (five words)

Comments

That’s cool, you mean with canned not dry right? (I have not looked closely at dried chickpeas in a long time and don’t even know if this would be possible). Very cool that you tried the recipe, would you adjust it personally along any dimension?

Chris Onstad

You can deskin canned chickpeas pretty effectively by wrapping them in a dishtowel like a fat joint and rolling it back and forth with your hands on top. That will deskin the majority of them in a few seconds. My arab in-laws swear olive oil goes on top at service not in the mix, but I tried your recipe and it tastes dank so who am I to argue? (I'm also on team who gives a f if the skins are still in it, but the technique is sound.)

william

HUMMUS REPORT: Turned out great, especially for the effort outlay! However, in my hubris I added an extra clove of garlic which I would not recommend unless you are racist against vampires.

Shawn Warren

Living in the UK now and these folks here believe a salad is anything covered in mayonnaise. Theres nary a green to be found outside of peas and tender stem broccoli. Dont even get me started on the “salad dressings” available in the stores. But the custard is on point.

Michael Akey

The one from Zankou Chicken, which I'm pretty sure is only in LA/southern California. They sell it by the pint

Stavro

I can't even guess except for not leaving a butt print in your tasty hummus.

Julie (HiDeeHoGal)

He read that olive oil makes the taint "glaint" (OE, v., to glisten)

Chris Onstad

Yes, I would enjoy hearing how these things turn out in the field.

Chris Onstad

and what harissa hot sauce is that STAVRO

Chris Onstad

Nice callback to the strip where Cornelius gets blacked out on Energy Whiskey and eats Winnie-the-Pooh's neck.

Chris Onstad

What would Good Ray even look like

Chris Onstad

We don't eat nearly enough bitter foods either.

Chris Onstad

Fuckin’ cat in the hummus man. Rippin’ a binger. Fuckin’ hell dogg.

Nicholas Williams

promises made, promises kept! I will make this on my next day off and report back

Shawn Warren

An alternate version I do often is: chickpeas, tahini, this super good harissa hot sauce i like. End of ingredients

Stavro

Yes, this is Correct. Thank you.

Stavro

I'm relieved that The Hummus Technique That Saved America is unrelated to The Sort Of Thing That Built America.* *see: 2023-12-23

Don Rowe

Oh Ray. Never change, even for the better.

Julie (HiDeeHoGal)

The Great Fiber Crisis of ‘24

Michael Akey


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