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0054 - Lyle's New Vase

The "Truth Vase" is defined as any item in a house over which two inhabitants disagree, but whose content or form cannot be explicitly denied as actual. What's your Truth Vase? 

0054 - Lyle's New Vase 0054 - Lyle's New Vase

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That last panel got me right in the ol perfect-comedic-timing.

Matthew Miller

Our Truth Vase is a metal sculpture that my husband brought back from Africa. I constantly place it on the mantelpiece, and he constantly moves it to an obscure location at the back of a shelf because in an earthquake it might crash to the floor and kill a child.

Kate S.

This is why I subscribe. The first panel. Jesus. What a delivery.

Alexander Rediger

Glorious Patreon Pixels! We could only dream of this level of detail in the old days.

Jon

Masterclass this one. First panel is a standalone joke, minimal art required while still looking great (good for delivering on time), a gag in the middle you'll blink if you miss and then a punchline.

Tom PM

I stand by it.

Nicholas Williams

The beat panel really sells the execution of the punchline I think

NotAnon

I cant help but wonder if Lyle got the Truth Vase from the same location/website as the dildo used to "dildo it for $1" for the Perky Pervert. We know he found the bra he enjoyed licking on the ground, but I don't think folks are apt to leaving Etruscan pottery lying about.

Rex Mantooth

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Chris Onstad

I really like that you can see their gigantic dongs.

Nicholas Williams

Fuckin' PUNCHLINE. Way to go. This is comicin' at the highest level.

J Hardy Carroll

Lyle's world is more real than Teodor could even dream of. Too real, one might say.

Julie (HiDeeHoGal)

He was too busy buttfucking to care about his 1040

Vincent Verweij

It would have been the perfect alt text

C C

The Etruscans loved pornography, of course back then it was called "ancient erotic symbolism" I think. Plus, when did two dudes buttfuckin stop being erotic?

C C

He promised to think about castles next time he had a chance.

GruntyGinMan

I have a vintage Bakelite duck sculpture that doubles as a clothes brush. It manages to live in the uncanny valleys of aesthetics, function and antiquity all at once. My wife hates it.

Hunter Tammaro

The recycling bin and what goes into it

Brian Brake

We have a hand painted wooden Christmas ornament that is either a bear singing from a hymnal or a bear with a large black nose. It’s divided us. Next Christmas I’ll replace it with something similar to this and see if it heals the rift in our family.

Omurice

I had no idea where this one was going to land and it was a perfect touchdown

Nate

I like how characters not feeling anything at all toward gay sex has become a recurring motif.

Eli Parker

where did lyle get an erotic etruscan vase? i like that this is the sort of art object he would seek out

zoë hayden

I love that Lyle can admit when he's been gotten. That poignant pause.

Joe Locastro

an entire cabinet devoted to coffee cups in a house of two people only one of whom drinks coffee tragedy of the commons writ small i tell you what

Zen Window

I sent to a few friends who wont put it on the internet. I laughed so hard when I read this that co workers came and closed my office door. Lyle, never ever change.

Alex Moscovitch

So stupid. 10/10

Omnithea

Lyle & T are possibly the worlds best parents to a young impressionable otter

Finbar Clougherty

This made me laugh

Chris Onstad

Hey, give it a shot if you think it will get new people into enjoying the work.

Chris Onstad

Hey, the guy dabbles in this world.

Chris Onstad

The Etruscans don't get enough credit for their pottery OR their taxation policies.

Linus Lee

Oh lord, i have never wanted to share a comic with literally everyone i know like this one. I won't, but man.

Alex Moscovitch

The funniest part of this is just Lyle having an Etruscan vase of any kind.

Justin Schardin

Can’t believe I missed that opportunity

Chris Onstad

Ace of Vase!

b.zap

As a guy who is meeting with his accountant today Teodor's last panel is speaking to me most

Phineas Jones

Lest you think this is some sort of passive-agrresive, misogynistic slight regarding the intelligence of women, I assure you that my partner is very much in charge and I drink her bathwater

Yelahneb Unicornucopiax

A collection of 37 dusty plastic 6-pack holders hanging from our kitchen wall because my wife loves turtles and I don't(?) or something

Yelahneb Unicornucopiax

Ask a stupid question, T

Matthew Harris

Haha. I like how “actual”-ness is a Lyle-adjacent concept (“I...I was sober, sir. I don't know now any of that information can be considered actual”

Matt Mitchell

"Daylight" Perfect. No notes.

Josh Egbert

LOL. Daylight. That’s awesome. Lyle is just the best kind of asshole.

Jay Williams


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