0054 - Lyle's New Vase
Added 2024-03-01 18:00:12 +0000 UTCThe "Truth Vase" is defined as any item in a house over which two inhabitants disagree, but whose content or form cannot be explicitly denied as actual. What's your Truth Vase?
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That last panel got me right in the ol perfect-comedic-timing.
Matthew Miller
2024-03-26 20:07:57 +0000 UTCOur Truth Vase is a metal sculpture that my husband brought back from Africa. I constantly place it on the mantelpiece, and he constantly moves it to an obscure location at the back of a shelf because in an earthquake it might crash to the floor and kill a child.
Kate S.
2024-03-08 15:11:48 +0000 UTCThis is why I subscribe. The first panel. Jesus. What a delivery.
Alexander Rediger
2024-03-05 16:04:49 +0000 UTCGlorious Patreon Pixels! We could only dream of this level of detail in the old days.
Jon
2024-03-04 20:16:08 +0000 UTCMasterclass this one. First panel is a standalone joke, minimal art required while still looking great (good for delivering on time), a gag in the middle you'll blink if you miss and then a punchline.
Tom PM
2024-03-02 22:13:33 +0000 UTCI stand by it.
Nicholas Williams
2024-03-02 15:52:49 +0000 UTCThe beat panel really sells the execution of the punchline I think
NotAnon
2024-03-02 06:31:09 +0000 UTCI cant help but wonder if Lyle got the Truth Vase from the same location/website as the dildo used to "dildo it for $1" for the Perky Pervert. We know he found the bra he enjoyed licking on the ground, but I don't think folks are apt to leaving Etruscan pottery lying about.
Rex Mantooth
2024-03-02 00:25:58 +0000 UTCYou know Patreon can now use this quote in any context it pleases right TONIGHT: LIVE COVERAGE OF THE 2024 PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE
Chris Onstad
2024-03-02 00:03:36 +0000 UTCI really like that you can see their gigantic dongs.
Nicholas Williams
2024-03-01 22:56:32 +0000 UTCFuckin' PUNCHLINE. Way to go. This is comicin' at the highest level.
J Hardy Carroll
2024-03-01 22:46:02 +0000 UTCLyle's world is more real than Teodor could even dream of. Too real, one might say.
Julie (HiDeeHoGal)
2024-03-01 22:31:22 +0000 UTCHe was too busy buttfucking to care about his 1040
Vincent Verweij
2024-03-01 22:26:39 +0000 UTCIt would have been the perfect alt text
C C
2024-03-01 22:12:45 +0000 UTCThe Etruscans loved pornography, of course back then it was called "ancient erotic symbolism" I think. Plus, when did two dudes buttfuckin stop being erotic?
C C
2024-03-01 21:46:43 +0000 UTCHe promised to think about castles next time he had a chance.
GruntyGinMan
2024-03-01 21:41:26 +0000 UTCI have a vintage Bakelite duck sculpture that doubles as a clothes brush. It manages to live in the uncanny valleys of aesthetics, function and antiquity all at once. My wife hates it.
Hunter Tammaro
2024-03-01 21:39:11 +0000 UTCThe recycling bin and what goes into it
Brian Brake
2024-03-01 21:17:47 +0000 UTCWe have a hand painted wooden Christmas ornament that is either a bear singing from a hymnal or a bear with a large black nose. It’s divided us. Next Christmas I’ll replace it with something similar to this and see if it heals the rift in our family.
Omurice
2024-03-01 21:07:52 +0000 UTCI had no idea where this one was going to land and it was a perfect touchdown
Nate
2024-03-01 19:56:06 +0000 UTCI like how characters not feeling anything at all toward gay sex has become a recurring motif.
Eli Parker
2024-03-01 19:53:49 +0000 UTCwhere did lyle get an erotic etruscan vase? i like that this is the sort of art object he would seek out
zoë hayden
2024-03-01 19:34:22 +0000 UTCI love that Lyle can admit when he's been gotten. That poignant pause.
Joe Locastro
2024-03-01 19:24:18 +0000 UTCan entire cabinet devoted to coffee cups in a house of two people only one of whom drinks coffee tragedy of the commons writ small i tell you what
Zen Window
2024-03-01 19:06:08 +0000 UTCI sent to a few friends who wont put it on the internet. I laughed so hard when I read this that co workers came and closed my office door. Lyle, never ever change.
Alex Moscovitch
2024-03-01 18:56:10 +0000 UTCSo stupid. 10/10
Omnithea
2024-03-01 18:46:10 +0000 UTCLyle & T are possibly the worlds best parents to a young impressionable otter
Finbar Clougherty
2024-03-01 18:35:54 +0000 UTCThis made me laugh
Chris Onstad
2024-03-01 18:33:48 +0000 UTCHey, give it a shot if you think it will get new people into enjoying the work.
Chris Onstad
2024-03-01 18:33:33 +0000 UTCHey, the guy dabbles in this world.
Chris Onstad
2024-03-01 18:32:55 +0000 UTCThe Etruscans don't get enough credit for their pottery OR their taxation policies.
Linus Lee
2024-03-01 18:30:56 +0000 UTCOh lord, i have never wanted to share a comic with literally everyone i know like this one. I won't, but man.
Alex Moscovitch
2024-03-01 18:23:20 +0000 UTCThe funniest part of this is just Lyle having an Etruscan vase of any kind.
Justin Schardin
2024-03-01 18:20:48 +0000 UTCCan’t believe I missed that opportunity
Chris Onstad
2024-03-01 18:15:18 +0000 UTCAce of Vase!
b.zap
2024-03-01 18:14:29 +0000 UTCAs a guy who is meeting with his accountant today Teodor's last panel is speaking to me most
Phineas Jones
2024-03-01 18:13:59 +0000 UTCLest you think this is some sort of passive-agrresive, misogynistic slight regarding the intelligence of women, I assure you that my partner is very much in charge and I drink her bathwater
Yelahneb Unicornucopiax
2024-03-01 18:10:28 +0000 UTCA collection of 37 dusty plastic 6-pack holders hanging from our kitchen wall because my wife loves turtles and I don't(?) or something
Yelahneb Unicornucopiax
2024-03-01 18:08:04 +0000 UTCAsk a stupid question, T
Matthew Harris
2024-03-01 18:07:23 +0000 UTCHaha. I like how “actual”-ness is a Lyle-adjacent concept (“I...I was sober, sir. I don't know now any of that information can be considered actual”
Matt Mitchell
2024-03-01 18:06:32 +0000 UTC"Daylight" Perfect. No notes.
Josh Egbert
2024-03-01 18:05:45 +0000 UTCLOL. Daylight. That’s awesome. Lyle is just the best kind of asshole.
Jay Williams
2024-03-01 18:05:35 +0000 UTC
