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0024 - Ray and Pat in, "Road Trip," Pt. 8

A freshly-bathed Ray wanders in and discovers Pat, who is suffering from the more acute form of "couch-lock" known as rug-bug. And Pat is anything but snug. 

It is my sincere hope that someone takes row number two and turns it into a pleasant little animation.  

0024 - Ray and Pat in, "Road Trip," Pt. 8

Comments

I think what's crucial to the fact of Ray and Pat's friendship, more than anything Ray tells Pat about what makes him valuable, is that when Pat tries to manipulate Ray, Ray just says, "nah, I'm not gonna do that." Ray is either not wired to feel betrayal from stuff like that, or he's known Pat long enough that he doesn't expect anything more.

Douglas Wykstra

My asshole friend cried with his head on my lap while he was both more drunk and more on cocaine than any man should be and he asked me, point blank, if he was evil. Neither of us felt satisfied after.

Vijnananath

Pat just cannot help himself, he has to be an asshole in every situation. No matter how far he runs, he can't outrun himself.

Amit Katz

doodie zoomers need not apply

Datura

both Ray and Ramaswami Ron calling Pat bush-league has got to be near fatal to his ego. damn.

48 Minutes of Dogs Barking

Man, I am paying this guy to assassinate me through laughing too hard.

Matthew Hutton

do they really roll with Pat all that much?

Juan Pablo Nunez Rojas

Every crew needs an asshole.

Julie (HiDeeHoGal)

One of the GOATS <3

Nicole Lyden

This is truly top tier

FLON

Pat was almost there in panel 1.

Zerox 5

really didn't think this would be the vehicle in which I'd learn that dudes wiped the other way

Blue Delliquanti

Great idea! https://gifyu.com/image/S66U1

Travis Pulley

Is it weird that between Ron last week and Ray now, I actually feel kind of bad for Pat? In the last panel here, he's both completely correct in what he says to Ray AND telling Ray what he needs to hear. And his breakthrough last week was an instance of genuine self-awareness and remorse, maybe even growth. But in both cases, he gets dismissed as bush league and boring. It's not like Griftin' Ron and Gettin'-Grifted Ray have any particular moral or intellectual high ground on this one.

Oppido

Feels right that Pat is simultaneously a massive grade-A asshole and a complete loser

Finbar Clougherty

I do not like the way this is going!

Tom PM

pretty good, would be even better if it looped back and forth between high and sober

drrockso20

Love the symmetry of Ray's comment here with Ron's from the last one. It's the message Pat needs to hear.

David Kettler

Pat made his friend tell him he loves him. What a prick!

Chris Martin

Maybe it's the leftover psilocybin from last weekend but I burst out laughing at DO YOU THINK HE ZOOMED MY DOODIE. Goddamn that was funny and perfectly illustrated. Good stuff.

Uncle Bruce

'Asshole grooves' is how I will heretofore describe Ted Nugent songs.

W. C.

And things were never the same once we seen that dude's stew.

Jarret Cooper

I'm still waiting on this one, personally

Max Kreisky

Still in focus though

Matthew Harris

When I read row 2 I hear a sort of long *Schlooooooorp!* Ding! sound in my head

Max Kreisky

The eyes in this have a real "Oh No! I'm going to be late for my job...at the alarm clock company!" vibe and I love it

Max Kreisky

Fuck this one made me laugh so hard

Max Kreisky

can't you.... SEE

Guilherme Töws

quality

A. C.

"Daddy, how did the internet end?" "Well, Sally, there was this one video that did it." "What was the video, Daddy?" "Ray Smuckles wearing a dingus hat and wiping from the front followed by a close-up of his hella sick stew cloggin' the bowl."

J Hardy Carroll

Man, we've all been in the cringe situation of our asshole friend finally seeing himself as he truly is and grappling with the existential question of if he is inherently worth loving, or if he can ever be worthy of love. Maximum cringe.

Bungus Bronbo

Pat's getting Lonis Edison hair. Coincidence or conspiracy?

blair

Row 2 animated -> https://gifyu.com/image/S66l3 edit: v2 -> https://gifyu.com/image/S66U1

Travis Pulley

bl00d

blair

Still unsure how I feel about no-glasses Pat.

Laura Prado

Pat: Even Mushrooms Can't Make Him Interesting

Captain Chaos

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe this is the first time we've seen Pat's actual eyes, and it only took 22 years. Looking forward to glimpsing Ramses' sclera in 2045.

Oppido

Independently of your comment, I read Ray's dialogue in panel three and thought, "This is some all-timer dialogue." Big day for the top row, here.

Oppido

Drop the footage. Conclude the internet. The world needs it.

Matthew Harris

That first panel is an all-timer

kdusjjdhxksj

My new identity is “the asshole this crew needs.”

Rory Cleveland

The Pat Redemption Arc was black flagged before the first lap finished

Derek Adams

Having one’s doodie zoomed is the worst fear of many modern people

Keef

one assholesworth

Charles Richter

that is just what this friday the thirteenth needs

Zen Window

pleasant, my ass

Zen Window

Conclude the internet 😹😹

Cf Duddy

“am i really just totally worthless?” No, Pat, you actually do have value. Just like there is sealed in an airtight glass jar in Geneva the official exemplar of a gram weight, you are the official exemplar of the asshole unit of measurement. And there has to be some value to that.

Jay Williams

That row definitely needs to come to life. Would there be a song accompanied or is would it be just the rushing sound of blood

Yelahneb Unicornucopiax

This is a hall-of-famer strip

Lonesome Cowpoke


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