0017 - Ray and Pat in, "Road Trip," Pt. 1
Added 2023-08-25 17:00:05 +0000 UTC
In which two men of decreasingly clear friendship hastily decide to accompany one another on a journey that may reach beyond the comforts of reason. Or will a starving and cash-strapped Ray simply strangle a trebly-conflicted Pat in the parking lot at Chick-fil-A? You know it could go either way.
I first read "trebly-conflicted" as "trilby-afflicted," which made Ray's actions in this hypothetical future timeline seem a lot more reasonable.
Douglas Wykstra
2024-03-17 19:08:01 +0000 UTC
This Situation actually happened to me in 2021, I can only regret there was not an Achewood comic already in existence which could have taught me how to deal with cult recruitment tactics.
Tom PM
2023-08-29 22:01:49 +0000 UTC
The "you ran outta problems in the real world" cell + the priapism one right after made me laugh like old times
Nathaniel R
2023-08-28 21:14:24 +0000 UTC
I find it kind of surprising that Ray’s never done shrooms before. I wouldn’t expect him to do it for Personal Development reasons or anything but for fun or in the studio or something at some point.
Taylor
2023-08-28 14:16:27 +0000 UTC
of COURSE Pat ended up at Also sprach Ramathustra
Mustafa Beg
2023-08-27 19:30:28 +0000 UTC
I don't think we've seen that "Pat smile" in panel 10 since he was kicking it with Hollandaise.
Oppido
2023-08-26 17:55:05 +0000 UTC
High School Van felt like it had one or two more installments left in it, but I've accepted we're probably not ever going to see them. As for Pat, he probably yammered on about "Trials of Honour" until the banjo abandoned him in an area.
Oppido
2023-08-26 17:51:46 +0000 UTC
the skitter cart comes to mind
J Hardy Carroll
2023-08-26 17:10:51 +0000 UTC
Pat’s hair gets dumber with each successive appearance
Finbar Clougherty
2023-08-26 15:55:33 +0000 UTC
I am never disappointed to see a Drug Odyssey episode in a story.
Jon
2023-08-26 14:08:05 +0000 UTC
Who can afford to boof morels in this economy?
Shawn Warren
2023-08-26 13:32:37 +0000 UTC
Oh no
Ray
2023-08-26 13:30:56 +0000 UTC
I've always loved the little glimpses of Pat not being a complete asshole, or at least being slightly justified in being a dick back to someone.
EndgamerAzari
2023-08-26 05:09:09 +0000 UTC
Oooh, these knives! I think my heart's explodin'! THESE KNIVES!
Nicholas Williams
2023-08-26 03:47:26 +0000 UTC
I think that now it's hip it will serve as another avenue for his innate snobbery.
Andrew Gillies
2023-08-26 03:40:20 +0000 UTC
Legit I would love to see this. There are two Achewood loose ends I've always wanted to see resolved: what happened after Ray's flashback to vomiting in his baseball cap, and where did the banjo take Pat
Sedric And Charlie
2023-08-26 00:48:50 +0000 UTC
At first I couldn't imagine Pat exploring hallucinogenics, but on consideration this does seem like the logical development for him. Though I don't know if doing shrooms before contemplating Dreamwheel And The Child is going to work out as intended
Sedric And Charlie
2023-08-26 00:41:46 +0000 UTC
Man, why you even got to boof a thing.
Rob Dalton
2023-08-25 21:41:55 +0000 UTC
Oh this arc is gonna be something
Atticus Jackson
2023-08-25 21:11:14 +0000 UTC
Oh man we got a story cookin’
C.F. FROST
2023-08-25 20:46:00 +0000 UTC
This is Really A Thing. Ray getting enlightened??
48 Minutes of Dogs Barking
2023-08-25 20:43:49 +0000 UTC
Right up old Thermometer Lane!
Andrew
2023-08-25 20:20:54 +0000 UTC
What do you expect, the dude will never go near a barber
Oppido
2023-08-25 20:13:20 +0000 UTC
Who up boofin they morels
chili sunrise
2023-08-25 20:10:38 +0000 UTC
Fuck, I got to fix that when I get back from Home Depot or Lowe’s or wherever I am
Chris Onstad
2023-08-25 19:55:11 +0000 UTC
Come on man. Say nice stuff about Ray's dick.
Crumbles
2023-08-25 19:52:35 +0000 UTC
I'm a copy editor and I didn't even notice that, that's how absorbed I was in the Klein-bottle topography of Pat and Ray's contorted friendship.
Oppido
2023-08-25 19:49:02 +0000 UTC
You spell trauma any which way you like, Ray. The good lord will provide.
b.zap
2023-08-25 19:38:58 +0000 UTC
Uh oh, it's roller skates.
Clue Bucket
2023-08-25 19:30:09 +0000 UTC
One time I boofed morels with a buncha witches. We didn't get high so much as I felt like a really weird Beef Wellington afterwards.
Still would recommend. A+
MisterQueue
2023-08-25 18:49:20 +0000 UTC
Hoping Ramathustra Ron and Altimiter Tim turn out to be one and the same
Oppido
2023-08-25 18:38:28 +0000 UTC
We are so back
Captain Chaos
2023-08-25 18:23:20 +0000 UTC
Oh snaps Chochachos, I think we've got ourselves an honest-to-god story arc crankin' up!
Nathan
2023-08-25 18:13:35 +0000 UTC
First prize is the Hut of the Senses. Second prize is a set of steak knives. Coffee is for closers, Ray.
J Hardy Carroll
2023-08-25 18:09:31 +0000 UTC
This is like the opposite of a Fuck You Friday
Miles McMahon
2023-08-25 17:56:07 +0000 UTC
I can't accurately describe how absolutely here I am for Ray going on a fucking mushroom retreat with Pat, so I offer a simple "this is a homeboy."
Nicholas Williams
2023-08-25 17:44:59 +0000 UTC
Looking forward to this tale more than the Dune sequel
Jason Pargin
2023-08-25 17:36:25 +0000 UTC
Laughed out loud throughout that second row of panels… just what I needed this Friday!
Thomas Williams
2023-08-25 17:35:00 +0000 UTC
As an honest-to-gosh Hindu holy-person myself, I cannot wait to hate Ramathustra Ron.
Vijnananath
2023-08-25 17:33:38 +0000 UTC
Ah, the grand ol' Achewood "Double Hubris" arc. Ray and Pat deserve each other on this one lol
Ruxbat
2023-08-25 17:33:15 +0000 UTC
Boofin’ morels goes deep
Cf Duddy
2023-08-25 17:32:34 +0000 UTC
Nice to see Skatin' Ray again
Lynsey McCoskey
2023-08-25 17:29:40 +0000 UTC
Damn. Ray got wheelies?
Linus Lee
2023-08-25 17:24:06 +0000 UTC
Also he wouldn’t move his bag because it was already there. Both are correct.
Chris Onstad
2023-08-25 17:20:05 +0000 UTC
I am excited for the chance to get to know Ramathustra Ron
Chris Martin
2023-08-25 17:18:49 +0000 UTC
In which Ray Smuckles learns that he has a Crunchy Vegan Lady kink
Rob Satterfield
2023-08-25 17:17:41 +0000 UTC
Doesn't anyone just go out of a summer's night and eat the shroomie guys straight from the cow poops anymore? Although I will say Pat's sincere little outburst of goodwill and smile are heartwarming.
Julie (HiDeeHoGal)
2023-08-25 17:17:25 +0000 UTC
Amazing, i didnt even notice that
Jordan D Cowman
2023-08-25 17:10:13 +0000 UTC
"You finally give up?" Brutal.
Jordan D Cowman
2023-08-25 17:05:48 +0000 UTC
No one calls shotgun in Pat’s car
A Cloth Map
2023-08-25 17:03:27 +0000 UTC
Pat's hair makes increasingly little sense
Matthew Harris
2023-08-25 17:03:20 +0000 UTC
each new Achewood like an all-too-brief sitdown in the Hut of Senses.
prayergroupie
2023-08-25 17:03:16 +0000 UTC
Who boofin
braap
2023-08-25 17:03:12 +0000 UTC