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0014 - Hidden Hills Fitness Center

[Vintage newsreel voice] Trips to the gymnasium typically provide ample jumping off-points for a variety of psychological airings-out; pair that with the increasingly hen-bitten disposition of the everyday citizen and you will come to understand why participation in public exercise is on the decline. Can any of us afford the membership, let alone the slings and arrows which darken the air between the bells? 

0014 - Hidden Hills Fitness Center

Comments

Instant classic

Kral

"Children disgraced him with verse and soft fruit" is perfect dactylic tetrameter. I feel like someone should mention that.

Douglas Wykstra

Cowboy sauce

toby x

Been praying

toby x

I hate that this has happened to him.

Nicholas Williams

Dude better hope Ray doesn't get word of this business. You ask Cody Travis's tick-pimps what happens to suckers who disrespect Ray's chief knucklehead.

Oppido

This is some *classic* Roast Beef shenanigans

Finbar Clougherty

Where do you get that from? Seems to be a dude with a big ol’ schlong.

Matt Ocasio

Been wondering.

Vijnananath

"we": Molly confirmed?

Tom PM

It's been a long time since somebody other than Beef bullied Beef

Toilet Cobra

Beef should remember how much he hates the greeting card industry, that always gets his triceps swelling.

Oppido

It's a Fuck You Manhellion Friday

b.zap

I have had my doubts up to this point but this is truly on par with the classics

Kristaps Porzingis

The funniest thing is that the spotter is a woman. Which is also weirdly hot.

J Hardy Carroll

Poor Roast Beef 😂

Heather Sorrentino

Beef displays here the Lawful Anxious alignment. As far as fabric softener, a drop or 2 of lavender essential oil on 4-6 wool dryer balls (1-2 drops each) gives a nice subtle sweet fresh vibe while also beating the absolute shit out of your clothes, which Gym Bros would definitely appreciate.

Julie (HiDeeHoGal)

Holy shit I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣

Cf Duddy

Sometimes a man must prove something unto himself

Elyse

One cannot avoid the Shaft of the Spotter

Rob Satterfield

Oh, beef

Ben Wissett

radish is a classic, clean scent to be sure

Gavril Rice

this has been making my fridays so much better

Cy Heffley

Poor Roast Beef has such wiggly noodle arms and some choad's bonch in his puss. Wherefore can't Ray provide an in-home fitness center for the use of his favorite knucklehead?

Amy Lewis

We'll find out shortly that the spotter stuffed with Todd.

Brian Sutton

“Dis of the Pharaohs”

Meadow Green

The gym rats have previously decided on a term for this maneuver.

chili sunrise

What does it even mean 💀💀

bootblacking

Also, what the fuck

Bungus Bronbo

Sentences? Noun phrases alone. "Hezbollah Night Muppet."

Don Rowe

Rockin’ thighs, dude!

Bungus Bronbo

Hezbollah Night Muppet 💀💀

Captain Chaos

There are some sentences here

Meadow Green


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