0012 - Catching Up With Fuck You Friday
Added 2023-07-21 17:00:05 +0000 UTCToday we are taking good old Fuck You out for a spin to see how it's running. It had been a while, but it turned over on the first crank and buzzed off down the road like a bee! Singular of purpose and possessed of undiminished wrath.
Comments
Aaaa wtf! this shook me, I have been to this wedding and have had this picture taken of me, if it weren't for the thermos part thankfully being off I would be absolutely terrified
RaleighTSakers
2024-04-13 15:46:13 +0000 UTCi can relate to all of these j crew reference now that i am 30+
Sean O'Donohue
2023-08-02 18:25:23 +0000 UTCThe excuse is that they grow right back.
Vijnananath
2023-07-27 19:34:04 +0000 UTCI guess you DO get muscles like that programmin' a computer. Take that, Pat.
Dalton Reyburn
2023-07-26 20:12:22 +0000 UTCYes, give me that germ-ridden, hoisin-stained barely laminated thing with half the prices furtively changed via Avery labels and ballpoint pen and one ginger ale please.
Marc Elias
2023-07-25 23:07:11 +0000 UTCMan it ain’t my fault you tried to eat breakfast at Bishop’s Barber Shop
Chris Onstad
2023-07-25 02:43:50 +0000 UTCI won’t name names but I will say I got a certainly-superior breakfast at Guero next door after I angrily stormed away
Sean Cohan
2023-07-25 01:55:28 +0000 UTCShame this merchant of lies, do it here I say
Chris Onstad
2023-07-24 04:03:38 +0000 UTCI got brunch at a QR-code-based Portland breakfast establishment and I used the app to the best of my ability and my brunch never came and I still haven’t forgiven anyone involved
Sean Cohan
2023-07-24 01:52:13 +0000 UTCHis muscles tense when he's pissed off.
Guilherme Töws
2023-07-23 21:04:54 +0000 UTCBecause a baked potato tastes terrible with a field full of grass!
Joshua Nadas
2023-07-23 18:41:22 +0000 UTCThis was an EPIC return of FUF
Joshua Nadas
2023-07-23 18:40:43 +0000 UTCThe QR Code menu is my personal hell
Michael Akey
2023-07-23 03:02:40 +0000 UTCthis is New Beef
E Corcoran
2023-07-22 16:21:33 +0000 UTCBuddha-chuckle ass.
Billy Keenly
2023-07-22 13:08:51 +0000 UTCPeople still eat/work at restaurants?
William Kennedy
2023-07-22 11:15:10 +0000 UTCI always imagined reduced human interaction at restaurants might appeal to Beef, I know I wilt under the spotlight when sandwich artists barrage me with questions at Subway.
Daniel Burt
2023-07-22 07:36:16 +0000 UTCI had to resurface Fuck You's brake rotors because I had let it sit for a few weeks. Doing so was pretty impordant.
M. J.
2023-07-22 02:17:34 +0000 UTCHello from 71, where EVERY DAY is FYF!
Walter Cooke
2023-07-22 02:08:20 +0000 UTCTwo sides of the same coin, perhaps.
Matthew A Schnoor
2023-07-21 23:53:32 +0000 UTCRay was absolutely an early adopter of "Walk around the grocery store Facetiming at maximum volume to stave off a single moment alone with your thoughts" Culture
Toilet Cobra
2023-07-21 23:38:17 +0000 UTCoh god I hate that I'm enough of an old man that I relate to Beef's griping about QR restaurants. I do not do the modern phones, because having the internet at all times will probably kill me, which means there's slowly less and less stuff in the world that I can actually interact with
Sedric And Charlie
2023-07-21 22:48:25 +0000 UTCBeef is low key ripped ?
JJ Baker
2023-07-21 21:31:25 +0000 UTCLoveless Loathemore is my stripper name.
Brody
2023-07-21 19:06:54 +0000 UTCFuck me I guess.
Nicholas Williams
2023-07-21 19:01:15 +0000 UTCI remember the first time I ate sushi in the paperless future. No receipt at the end of the meal. Lady just yells out how much money my fat ass ate in American style mayonnaise rolls with super-thin slices of unagi on them. Today I am Roast Beef Kanzakis.
Ollin Williams
2023-07-21 18:45:08 +0000 UTCI always wonder what would happen if Beef took antidepressants.
J Hardy Carroll
2023-07-21 18:42:08 +0000 UTCHello from 44. You may find that you love less and loathe more, but that might just be my experience.
Ollin Williams
2023-07-21 18:41:47 +0000 UTCit's a Fuck You Friday not a See You Saturday?
professor husband
2023-07-21 18:35:08 +0000 UTCdude 100% went outside and didn't want to put on something that required a zipper is all
GruntyGinMan
2023-07-21 18:05:58 +0000 UTCNot today buddy, I'm entering my 40s Fuck You.
GruntyGinMan
2023-07-21 18:05:17 +0000 UTCYou don’t mean *seen* ?
Chris Onstad
2023-07-21 18:04:41 +0000 UTCthe cat with depression is frustrated by the all-encompassing pervasiveness of smartphones in daily life i have not felt this personally attacked by achewood in a long time
professor husband
2023-07-21 18:02:19 +0000 UTCLet’s keep it together team
Chris Onstad
2023-07-21 18:01:01 +0000 UTCAh I forgot
C.F. FROST
2023-07-21 17:55:24 +0000 UTCAll "oh hell and damn, tho i yearn to wash away into the great tide pool of nonexistence i guess i gotta participate in a form of upkeep on this old skinsuit.'
Benzy
2023-07-21 17:53:45 +0000 UTCThe part where he carries a flaming table of halloumi around in his teeth was deemed too awesome
Chris Onstad
2023-07-21 17:52:50 +0000 UTCBeef wearing some manner of Workout Gear in the final panel is sending me. Age comes for us all.
Benzy
2023-07-21 17:50:25 +0000 UTCDude he only wishes, he has only been beating off in his room, ever
Chris Onstad
2023-07-21 17:45:34 +0000 UTCTYSM to Roast Beef for representing the Greek experience
Evan Prodromou
2023-07-21 17:42:24 +0000 UTCFeel like Teodor has probably been on that vacation though right? Maybe for a wedding? One of the old Rockefeller great camps on Saranac Lake, inexplicably standing on a boulder in monkstraps and a vest, suit jacket over the shoulder, sipping coffee from an outdoorsy thermos.
C.F. FROST
2023-07-21 17:42:01 +0000 UTCI love FYF and I love when Beef gets salty
Amy Lewis
2023-07-21 17:39:44 +0000 UTCBeautiful
Alex Kay
2023-07-21 17:32:08 +0000 UTCso *that’s* how you get naked ranters
Aaron G. Stock
2023-07-21 17:24:57 +0000 UTCyou can take the man out of circumstances but you cant take the circumstances out of the man
Zen Window
2023-07-21 17:20:56 +0000 UTCWith the amount of OTC skin tag removers on the market today, there is no excuse to have them. NONE.
Julie (HiDeeHoGal)
2023-07-21 17:16:57 +0000 UTCPanel 4 is ripped from my life.
Johnny Deans
2023-07-21 17:11:25 +0000 UTC“The most personal is the most creative.” -Scorsese
Bungus Bronbo
2023-07-21 17:11:03 +0000 UTCAaaahh the sweet return of FYF, this is spot on
Yelahneb Unicornucopiax
2023-07-21 17:10:54 +0000 UTCProud of Beef for wearing these shirts instead of burying them in the backyard.
Oppido
2023-07-21 17:08:45 +0000 UTCGuaranteed when Beef opens that Facetime his view the entire time is just Ray's mouth.
Brian Sutton
2023-07-21 17:08:30 +0000 UTCFUCK YES
AbandonedRocketship
2023-07-21 17:07:14 +0000 UTCI don't like the way things are now either
Lonesome Cowpoke
2023-07-21 17:07:13 +0000 UTCSomehow I always wander into one of those restaurants after a night of not charging my phone…
Thomas Williams
2023-07-21 17:06:18 +0000 UTCEven during an F U Friday, Beef cannot help noting that he is from circumstances.
Colin Sueyres
2023-07-21 17:05:59 +0000 UTCSkin tags are Nature's way of telling you that you are Mediterranean.
Vijnananath
2023-07-21 17:05:22 +0000 UTCloving beef’s fit in the last pic
Cy Heffley
2023-07-21 17:04:58 +0000 UTCIt’s “Gratitude.”
Adam McIsaac
2023-07-21 17:04:03 +0000 UTCI like how Beef's clothing diminishes in his rage
Matthew Harris
2023-07-21 17:04:01 +0000 UTCWE'RE BACK BABY, FUCK YOU
Hunter
2023-07-21 17:03:53 +0000 UTCThen you gotta all ask them for the wifi password...
Christian LeBlanc
2023-07-21 17:01:58 +0000 UTC
