0008 - Return of Achewood, pt 6
Added 2023-06-23 17:00:11 +0000 UTCOur beloved guest from the public domain was naïve to assume that the modern world's hijinks began and ended with CornHub. It used to be that you just slapped this fellow's face on a book about sharing or the importance of finishing your toast, and the world turned once again on its oiled axis; today's consumer needs are quite different! We are left wondering, until next week: does the demon spare no one?
Also: Can you spot the one image that was created using an AI image generator? Fun fact: it took about three dozen tries on one of those janky free ones.
Comments
"Tender Bear" holy shit, Achewood is so back baby
Andrew K
2024-02-13 08:02:15 +0000 UTCT down bad to read a description of what Meg White looks like naked.
Eli Parker
2023-07-21 21:22:53 +0000 UTCThis guy prompt engineers
John Brodsky
2023-07-18 04:54:26 +0000 UTCI don't vape but I might start just to taste those pods.
Julie (HiDeeHoGal)
2023-07-03 20:49:14 +0000 UTCBrain Tape had an excellent take on this. Something about Beef knowing why he was sad, and T *expecting* that he shouldn't be
magicarl
2023-06-30 19:27:52 +0000 UTCPrescient.
Zen Window
2023-06-30 18:31:45 +0000 UTCThe app said it cannot provide the information, that doesn't mean it doesn't hold the information.
Daniel Burt
2023-06-30 12:14:19 +0000 UTC…At least it didn’t lolcat him on the news?
chili sunrise
2023-06-25 03:50:00 +0000 UTCTeodor's still trying to see Meg White naked, talk about commitment to a joke
bootblacking
2023-06-24 22:47:34 +0000 UTCman but I did make a loud noise that one might call laughter when I saw that MacPherson pamphlet. onstad it's a delight to have you back at the desk
Chuck Sebian-Lander
2023-06-24 16:44:24 +0000 UTCPooh's gonna get stuffed.
Tommy Wingo
2023-06-24 15:52:49 +0000 UTCLike Circus Penis said, he's a ditherer.
Dalton Reyburn
2023-06-24 15:52:35 +0000 UTCThe big difference between Beef and T to me, is Beef has courage.
toby x
2023-06-24 15:36:36 +0000 UTCThe gang at the Sunnyvale Arbys is so happy that Achewood is back!
arbysnight
2023-06-24 13:50:35 +0000 UTCBeef's sadness is cinematic, a tale of struggling against the odds to find something wonderful. He's the only guy in Achewood who could have warranted that montage of panels in the wedding strip. T's just stuck in a rut, hindered by self-doubt. He has talent and he has ambition but it seems like it's always going to be a "tomorrow" thing for him. Perhaps that's why the Penny arc didn't work out
Sedric And Charlie
2023-06-24 09:14:22 +0000 UTCThere's sad and then there's *sad*.
EndgamerAzari
2023-06-24 04:29:44 +0000 UTCA lot of people think Beef is the saddest dude on the roster. A lot of people don't really know T.
toby x
2023-06-23 22:50:24 +0000 UTCPoor T, forever searching for the philosophers stone.
A Cloth Map
2023-06-23 22:17:00 +0000 UTCAt this point, I have come to accept that Meg White is never naked.
Jeff Holt
2023-06-23 22:01:36 +0000 UTCthis is a real good one
A. C.
2023-06-23 18:53:35 +0000 UTCI love the Meg White callback.
X27
2023-06-23 18:35:32 +0000 UTCWhen ChatGPT can't do something, it's like being tied down and watching a guy who sort of looks like your dad, with really fucked up-looking hands, get beat up.
Oppido
2023-06-23 18:23:06 +0000 UTCCongrats "what the fuck Onstad" You are Our horrified sentence of the week
GruntyGinMan
2023-06-23 18:09:34 +0000 UTCI'm signing up for Tender Bear. But I'm actually getting it for my mom. I might do the honey vape if it comes in THC packs
J Hardy Carroll
2023-06-23 18:06:00 +0000 UTCoh bother
Linus Lee
2023-06-23 17:55:03 +0000 UTCI'd think he'd be at least Mid-sized Nephew by now
Rob Satterfield
2023-06-23 17:53:30 +0000 UTCwhat the fuck Onstad
Meadow Green
2023-06-23 17:29:24 +0000 UTCclassic Berkeley Breathed eye take
Eric O'Brien
2023-06-23 17:24:18 +0000 UTCTeodor has been hanging around Little Nephew too long. :|
Colin Sueyres
2023-06-23 17:16:06 +0000 UTCPOOH! NO! LOOK INTO THAT COMPUTER’S EYES! YOU CAN TELL IT AIN’T INNOCENT
Bungus Bronbo
2023-06-23 17:16:02 +0000 UTCBespoke euthanasia services are actually a pretty good business idea. You can half-ass it and not worry about clients leaving a one-star review.
Oppido
2023-06-23 17:15:07 +0000 UTCLie Bot, what is the saddest thing? *screenshot of T's ChatGPT history
Jacquelyn R Walters
2023-06-23 17:11:00 +0000 UTCThe more things change, the more they stay the same.
Hunter
2023-06-23 17:06:23 +0000 UTC
