Dispensary Daze
Added 2023-06-03 17:00:05 +0000 UTCIn the attached piece, Roast Beef describes the time that he, with Ray's encouragement, practiced selling marijuana to a man who was probably already going to say yes. (The man we are talking about is Téodor). This piece offers well-delineated insight to just what it is that Golden Tabloid does to make Beef feel like the universe is not constantly that part where Indiana Jones is about to get crushed by the giant stone door.
(1,254 words, a meaty enough read)
Comments
Convincing T to pay too much for boutique bouquet feels like the salesman version of 50cc Mario Kart. Like, you won, but what did you win?
Zen Window
2023-06-07 18:17:37 +0000 UTCFirst page and immediately a gem like "men of high minds, low aims, and delicate focus". Achewood truly is the balm that heals the soul.
Dalton Reyburn
2023-06-06 23:05:18 +0000 UTC"Do we measure the deliciousness of a grape with the science man’s calipers?" is such a poetic response.
Christopher Robinson
2023-06-06 13:23:16 +0000 UTC“shoulda always wanted” is so good
Meadow Green
2023-06-05 08:19:05 +0000 UTCI finally read Three Men in a Boat last year and took great pleasure in pointing at sentences written in 1880 and saying "Hey I do that"
Max Kreisky
2023-06-04 15:13:50 +0000 UTCOh hee hee man.
Nicholas Williams
2023-06-04 13:10:44 +0000 UTCThe final line has strong airs of Three Men in a Boat, my favorite book of all time and a stone cold classic in the "men with high minds and low aims" genre. No idea if Onstad has read it, but he should, and so should you.
Jon Gill
2023-06-03 20:59:13 +0000 UTCSame.
blair
2023-06-03 20:15:23 +0000 UTC"I…yeah. That’s a good way to describe it."
blair
2023-06-03 20:15:12 +0000 UTCGod it is nice to see the knuckleheads rappin' together again
EndgamerAzari
2023-06-03 18:52:47 +0000 UTC“I’ve got the cares” is going to be my new household shorthand for depressive episodes
Kimberly Bradshaw
2023-06-03 18:14:04 +0000 UTCI’ve reached the point in my personal journey where I can forget where the remote is without chemical enhancements. My local budtender recommended Garlic Breath which sounds disgusting.
Omurice
2023-06-03 17:55:44 +0000 UTCBeef eating the frittata made me think of this one Instagram story where this cat (Japanese I think?) Opens its mouth wide to accept a treat and crunches it up, only to open wide and accept another.
Mrbimbin
2023-06-03 17:36:43 +0000 UTCYou had me at roast beef practicing selling which is a very roast beef thing to do. Nice Pete selling would also be interesting although for completely different reasons
J Hardy Carroll
2023-06-03 17:14:06 +0000 UTCOff to make a ham hock and white bean frittata. Oh, and the pesto. Beautiful idea T.
A Cloth Map
2023-06-03 17:08:24 +0000 UTC
