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Sseth
Sseth

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Vid done, no internet

My fiber cables have been cut and I literally live in the middle of nowhere.
Technicians said the earliest they can get here is somewhere next week.

There's a radio tower nearby - which is why i'm able to write this.
Worst case scenario? I'm gonna - slowly - upload that 2Gb video with mobile data.

See ya around!
And again, apologies for the inconvenience.

Vid done, no internet Vid done, no internet

Comments

The price of living in the free nation of Kenya.

glory to the the Merchants Guild ! 2G will safe us

Mario Dusk

Shalom! Almost at a million subs.

Malavos

In the mean time, the channel have 999k subscribers. I bet video will be realised at 1 million subs.

Sseth The Merchants Guild is more than happy to grant you an extension. Would it kill you to call every once in awhile, we missed you last Saturday we put some latkes to the side for you. Always with the working on Saturday, why don't you just do it on Sunday or the Friday. You're going to give yourself an ulcer working this much. What did we tell you about living in the middle of nowhere, first it's no internet next it could be fire it's dangerous out there! Why don't you buy that nice house in town that just opened up.

GET TO THE CHOPPA!@!!!! DO ITTTTTTT!!!

Wowser6466

imagine living in europe

Adam Cassidy

Ya got your internets man I'm really starved for entertainment.

Ivan

The Absolute Legend

DingoBerry

Where is the video ssetth

YES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A

Nice.

Simoose

A man only hindered by the technology of his time.

Game Review Suggestion: Rockstar's BULLY-- lots of fun and childhood insanity.

Wowser6466

It's okay. I always look forward to your work and delays can happen.

Synthetic

discord when

jeon

dudes really living in neo scavenger

halal

CANADIAN PIG

please just upload the video with your phone man

We have promised you that delays will not be tolerated Mr. Sseth. The Merchants Guild is running out of patience and you are running out of time. You may rely on a swift reprimandation in case of further insubordination. מיר שטענדיק באַקומען אונדזער געלט

FATHER YOU PROMISED

I sacrificed i newborn ram and burnt it at the altar in synagogue in your name brother, Shalom Aleichem. ❤️

Overtake the radio tower and upload the video.

Siegfried

Oh neptune

Hastur

damn no internet? just buy some internet from the homeless guy across the street, thats how i get my fix

The CIA is sabotaging Sseth

Worst case 2G upload with mobile data? C'mon thats no excuse unless you live in germany!

+100 Social Credit Score

Grogdar

it's the Chinese, you should be more careful.

Lihaperunasoselaatikko, go ahead try to pronounce it Grim

Sseth tap into the mass mind and pluck enough power to directly beam a lucid dream of the video into our minds

djaiach

Send me the video in floppy disc and we'll talk

Sandman Eyes, Beyond Madness

if this is a regular issue, there's always the starlink ISP service. also don't worry, it's fine

Jack Skellington

I'd prefer if you upload it slowly with mobile. 2 GB should be cheap and unless you're living in the jungle, desert, mountain, or somewhere that doesn't have 4G, it should be pretty fast. YouTube often throttle video uploads anyway.

I am sorry to hear of your hardship. Every day things get worse out here, and your videos are like a shining beacon of hope. It is no wonder that the great forces of evil conspire together against you and your efforts. Godspeed, and know that we are all with you.

bod dolyn

When Sseths real life, does meet his internet Mbeke persona.

Can you bring back the discord? I miss the extreme shitposting

Sharnarn

Mail the vid on a flash drive to someone

Filip Cvrček

Just found out I'm 50% Polish. Send help.

When you're the best, everybody gunnin' for ya. Even lady luck.

Momma's good boy

Blessings to the warlord

Living out in the boonies can definitely have its drawbacks. Hopefully everything works out 🙏

I thought you died, good to know He lives

Richard Grubber

Is Papi Elon's space internet available in the middle of no where yet?

Alec

Ooof, hope the service guys come and sort out your net soon(er than expected). I wouldn't worry too much about rushing the upload on mobile, think the guild's willing to wait.

Zerofuchs

Just chill and wait till its back my man

Sascha Klein

Cool, glad to hear you aren't shanked

Caffiend

No worries

My man literally living in africa

SkeleTroller

Just duct tape the cables back together duh

Do0my

Stay strong Mebeke

Stay save and utilise your pidgeons:P

ParrotGryphon

Burn it on DVD and send it to me using a pigeon. I will upload it.

No trouble at all king, the merchant's guild will wait as long as necessary for the fruits of your labor.

Nick Johnson

No bother King

We praise his return!

why did i expect you to live anywhere else than the middle of no where

Not even a loss of internet is stopping this motherfucker Godspeed, King

Matteo.YB

First they came for the internet, and I did nothing...

Based.

jaster

We await your glorious return to the mortal plane my lord!

We shall wait

glad to see you're still alive, king!

Vonerd

Ouch on the cable cuts. Let's hope that in the worst case scenario the uploading process doesn't get stopped abruptly because that usually breaks the file without notice.

arkfallen

dude literally live in africa

Sseth save us from the splinters 🥲

Bacon.Delta

Oh hell no 👀

Castore Devon

3rd world, lmao

Luke Jacobs

Seems like a targeted attack, stay safe!

Ivan

Looking forward to it all the same, don't go too crazy waiting for actual internet.

NODZZ

Bruh yes.

F

DeckDevilYGO

welp...looks like I gotta go back to amazing cultivation simulator

Jay Villain

Elon is taking his sweet time with starlink.

Acceius

hello everyone

No rush just take as much time with vids

Bless you dude, video or not. Whoever cut the cable tho, may the worst curses since Egypt be upon ye

GigiK

Cant wait until the video gets uploaded

sseth why don't u use your Bitcoin and live in a place that isn't a shithole or at least a place with reliable internet

Looking forward to the video when you're able to get it uploaded, eventually.

Nomads-of-Korsun

He can't keep getting away with this

1upist

i thought the email from patreon would end my deression but it has only made it worse

Have you tried to hijack neighbor's wifi yet?

Potato

Moved back to Uganda huh?

Talus

Congrats on the unurban living situation

teebles

Can’t wait to see the video whenever it comes!

Godbless sseth, hope it gets fixed soon

Apotheosis

Honestly I'd rather have cum in my mailbox than have my cables cut. My sympathies.

Kill your local skinwalkers for fucking your internet up

pay me $20 I'll set you up with a pirate starlink dish. no data limit.

Good luck, mother nature is always against us

Mecha Man Studios

Return to monke

Tastyhaggis

Inawoods video editing and upload. Very cool.

Cladboy2

unban me Mad Jack#5763 you piece of shit

Bacon.Delta

take care

Honestly this works out, you’re almost at 1 million subscribers anyway.

DenseAF

My man. Leaving society as god intended.

Libby

In the middle of nowhere? Must be nice

Satan

Take your time king

DonaldSkunk

I see youre prepping for the coming storm

Jakob Fredsøe

Pog


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