-Is your girlfriend behaving like a big baby?
-Does she unnecessarily whine about stuff?
-Does she cry for no reason you think of?
Well, she might need the "Wet Sole Therapy"
Might need to get a pacifier, and diaper or baby clothes to put on her
This therapy works if she has exquisite feet lo lick, lick slurp with your mouth
Make sure to wet her soles with tongue throughout without leaving an inch unsalavy
Should be done for 30 minutes for about a week.
Her symptoms should disappear once this treatment is complete for a week.
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