Watching two hobos paint a chicken coop for two hours would be sexier
Ron Fisher
2025-06-22 16:56:19 +0000 UTC
Yall should check out "Secretary" with James Spader and Maggie Gyllenhaal for a good movie with BDSM themes.
Joe Blankenship
2025-06-20 03:51:34 +0000 UTC
Well that was fucking horrendous. I have to say thank you for validating my assumption that this was a terrible movie but oh my god. I have not been so turned off by erotica since you forced me to watch showgirls. Absolutely abominable. Good reaction though, I appreciate you guys finishing twilight the way it deserves.
Owen Kosik
2025-06-19 21:55:14 +0000 UTC
Ana is not like that in the book but we tottally see what you're saying
Chad Gloria
2025-06-18 17:50:09 +0000 UTC
You guys are so awesome.
Marco
2025-06-18 10:36:20 +0000 UTC
I'm sorry, I never read the books, this is my first time watching this, but did anyone else get the feeling that Ana was kind of autistic coded? I'm not saying that in any derogatory way, its just the vibe she was giving off to me, especially in the first like 30minutes.
Maple fucking nailed it when she said that the way Christian talks is like how you would read a neutral sounding text message. Nothing he says is sexy, nothing sounds dominate, its just comes off as cold and psychopathic. Also I fucking LOST it when he left the "play room" and came back wearing his BDSM jeans.
Also I looked it up Dakota Johnson only got paid $250k for this role, I remember being shocked when I learned that Elizabeth Berkley was paid $100k for Showgirls. Dakota Johnson shows such much bush, gets spanked, showed so much tit. I mean at least Dakota got two more movies.